The official campus newspaper has an advice column that’s known for its measured, reasonable, good-natured suggestions. Shiro writes it.

The local alternative newsletter runs an advice column, too. It’s known for its brutal honesty. Keith writes it.

#sheith One week the same letter appears in both columns: “Help! I’m in love with a girl who’s way out of my league! She’s incredibly beautiful, she’s a political science major but she also does orchestra and is an officer in at least three clubs.

Shiro has a big dick. Like BIG. Last year Matt got tired of hearing how hard it is to have meaningful sex when it won’t fit, and suggested starting a porn site. Guest stars would come on the show to see if they could take it. Amazingly, now they’re making money. #sheith #nsfw “This is the best stupid idea I’ve ever had,” Matt marvels.

It isn’t what Shiro had in mind when he talked about meaningful sex, but making the videos is a lot of fun. At first they hired pros to perform with him. Now they’re so popular they take applications from the site.