Bitcoin is for boomers.
When you DeFi you make fat stacks in secs if you grab a flash loan using anonymoused code bits and then trade them to these other deflationary-on-trade bits so your precoded automated loanbot can gulp, buy a weiBit and another until there's no more to buy
which are simultaneously and instantaneously determined to have value far greater than they were thought to have in the line of code just above bc there is no time in flash loan land and scarcity=value and value=scarcity and what you really want is
the bits that rep the governance of the protocol that permissionlessly allows for the creation of the pools of arbitrary anythings that you just loanbotted to 1/10^18 above zero bc they get rewards distributed via chat app and meatballs using the mighty trusted gecko oracle and
they only really have value bc AMM works both ways and brains do too and the market trusts meat more than the trustless system used to create the market and the belief in receipt grants you piles of these bits so you
repay the Schrodinger's loan you took out originally (or didn't take out) in this very second in time as well as paying the anti-ddos mechanism that similtaneously incentivizes borderless bots in all jurisdictions to agree that this did indeed happen and there's no going back.
Then you just go to the decentralized permissionless unicorn to sell those bits at a rate the market algorthim sets for new original code bits x 10^6 and tornadoing to safety yeah now you're rich #fomo it bro #flashloans4lyfe #defi #bitcoinisforboomers #whatcouldgowrong
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