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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Jul 23, 2021, 11 tweets

@TravisZimpfer @MOLegDems @PeterforMO @TeamBosleyMO79 @RepSheenBean @Ingridburnett @Fogle4MO @MaggieforMO @KWindham85 @Manlove4M @SarahUnsicker @cmillburg The options for Parson’s incentive?
None sounded terribly inventive.
Just expand #Medicaid
— like Oklahoma made;
it’s universally preventive!
On taxpayers no irony’s lost to
hear -Mike- bellyache about cost.
#MedicaidExpansion 🇺🇸🗽⚖️
@mikeparson @MoSenDems

@TravisZimpfer @MOLegDems @PeterforMO @TeamBosleyMO79 @RepSheenBean @Ingridburnett @Fogle4MO @MaggieforMO @KWindham85 @Manlove4M @SarahUnsicker @cmillburg @mikeparson @MoSenDems Mike’s attention to detail is keen.
“½” 🤔 the state has now had its 💉.
While Mike’s PPP “loan”
helped bring federal funds home, 👀
he now owns the 💵 free and clean.
Textbook cases of hypocrisy?
Mike’s subsidized aristocracy!
@MoRural 👇🏼 @AuditorGalloway

@TravisZimpfer @MOLegDems @PeterforMO @TeamBosleyMO79 @RepSheenBean @Ingridburnett @Fogle4MO @MaggieforMO @KWindham85 @Manlove4M @SarahUnsicker @cmillburg @mikeparson @MoSenDems @Morural @AuditorGalloway Vintage shows I enjoyed in my youth seen in retrospect reveal a truth: by preparing too late, final outcomes aren’t great. I hope you won’t find me uncouth if I ask where #Missouri will land under 57’s “steady hand.”

🏁🚔⛔️|😬📈🏥

@TravisZimpfer @MOLegDems @PeterforMO @TeamBosleyMO79 @RepSheenBean @Ingridburnett @Fogle4MO @MaggieforMO @KWindham85 @Manlove4M @SarahUnsicker @cmillburg @mikeparson @MoSenDems @Morural @AuditorGalloway Salus populi suprema lex esto:
a politicized manifesto
to denounce by all means
these slick hacks in blue jeans
who turned the populace to pesto
as they pocketed fat wads of dough,
to #MedicaidExpansion said no.
@maddow @BuyMissouri

@TravisZimpfer @MOLegDems @PeterforMO @TeamBosleyMO79 @RepSheenBean @Ingridburnett @Fogle4MO @MaggieforMO @KWindham85 @Manlove4M @SarahUnsicker @cmillburg @mikeparson @MoSenDems @Morural @AuditorGalloway @maddow @BuyMissouri #HavilandCorp. received PPP;
as w/ Parson the 💵 was free.
Subsidies from the state
help run businesses “great.” 🤔
Federal grants help to sell
your squeegee! To find out
who helped this biz, go see
California’s @SpeakerPelosi. 🙏🏼
@krjonz @KCStar @stltoday

@TravisZimpfer @MOLegDems @PeterforMO @TeamBosleyMO79 @RepSheenBean @Ingridburnett @Fogle4MO @MaggieforMO @KWindham85 @Manlove4M @SarahUnsicker @cmillburg @mikeparson @MoSenDems @Morural @AuditorGalloway @maddow @BuyMissouri @SpeakerPelosi @KRJONZ @KCStar @stltoday In the «Clubhouse» I’🥂 party all night, as the future’s at last looking bright. Mike can check his inbox then resume budget talks, soon his next special session invite, his imbalanced approach to correct as his hypocrisy we reject.

@TravisZimpfer @MOLegDems @PeterforMO @TeamBosleyMO79 @RepSheenBean @Ingridburnett @Fogle4MO @MaggieforMO @KWindham85 @Manlove4M @SarahUnsicker @cmillburg @mikeparson @MoSenDems @Morural @AuditorGalloway @maddow @BuyMissouri @SpeakerPelosi @KRJONZ @KCStar @stltoday To the courts Mike tried to pass the buck and thus responsibility duck, but the ruling now stands, despite past travel plans. He may well be thinking ”WTF?!” So much for that inaugural ball! Budget planning — it’s Parson’s #LongHaul. 🚛 @BigElad @mobarnews

@TravisZimpfer @MOLegDems @PeterforMO @TeamBosleyMO79 @RepSheenBean @Ingridburnett @Fogle4MO @MaggieforMO @KWindham85 @Manlove4M @SarahUnsicker @cmillburg @mikeparson @MoSenDems @Morural @AuditorGalloway @maddow @BuyMissouri @SpeakerPelosi @KRJONZ @KCStar @stltoday @BigElad @mobarnews Anyway, off to bed, I digress — simply had to get things off my chest. As a final chef’s kiss, I’ll assure you won’t miss these last 90 seconds of sheer jest, pontificated by a phony. (I observed.) Thanks @KCMikeMahoney! 🔎🙏🏼🗽
@JeanneKuang 🙇🏼 @michelemunz

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