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Dec 24, 2021, 38 tweets

@Eric_Schmitt Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.

@tishaura

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.

@fema @CDCgov @govparsonmo

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO 3/ Eric hoped that a new #caravan
he could use to save his Senate plan.
South to Texas he’d fly
as his polls went bye-bye,
still on track to be an also-ran. Since
this ladder-climb he can’t fulfill, his
complaints grow increasingly shrill.
@txag @DrSamPage

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage 4/ From our medical reality
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify Schmitt’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq 5/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake and cough. Even Vic Nabokov would’ve balked at this ill jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @OIGatHHS

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq @OIGatHHS 6/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.” 😴

👎🏼 #mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 👋🏼 @MoLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @auctnr1 @cwg18 @EnglishTeach07 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD 7/ The AG’s wasteful lawsuits abound; he still needs to turn this rig around. #FortyAcres will do for his hullabaloo but his Senate race is losing ground. He expected fast driving from here yet his rig is stuck in second gear.

@EricTrump 👀 @CoraFaith4MO

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @auctnr1 @cwg18 @EnglishTeach07 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @EricTrump @CoraFaith4MO 8/ Eric Schmitt? Il ne regrette rien,
mais sa candidature ne va bien.
Au boulot il s’allonge.
Il n’écrit que mensonges.
Il préfère tous les mots autrichiens.
Son programme électorale est vide,
au beau bourg de #Glendale il réside.

@HalfwayPost @jrosenbaum

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @auctnr1 @cwg18 @EnglishTeach07 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @EricTrump @CoraFaith4MO @HalfwayPost @jrosenbaum @AGEricSchmitt 9/ Why is Schmitt’s campaign in #jeopardy? Folks can’t stand Eric’s hypocrisy about #localcontrol. In the most recent poll he trails Gov. Greitens by 3. Will he land behind Vicky or Long? It’s now clear his appeal’s not that strong.

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @auctnr1 @cwg18 @EnglishTeach07 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @EricTrump @CoraFaith4MO @HalfwayPost @jrosenbaum @AGEricSchmitt 10/ AG Schmitt’s but a #Johnny1Note.
Upon Donald’s endorsement he’ll dote
up the ladder to climb
(campaigning on work time) as
his odds for success grow remote.
With hypocrisy truly off-key
Schmitt’s a threat to our Democracy.
@SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @auctnr1 @cwg18 @EnglishTeach07 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @EricTrump @CoraFaith4MO @HalfwayPost @jrosenbaum @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews 11/ Now seen venturing out on the stump
from his race Eric might as well jump.
Citizens wouldn’t mind.
Greitens he trails behind.
It’s unlikely that he’ll convince Trump
his failed candidacy to endorse,
because Eric remains a dark horse.

@DonaldJTrumpJr

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @auctnr1 @cwg18 @EnglishTeach07 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @EricTrump @CoraFaith4MO @HalfwayPost @jrosenbaum @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews 12/ In a bad position Eric’s caught:
to care for him he’s nobody got.
Sad and lonely he’ll sound.
His campaign won’t come round, as
the AG’s been paid for and bought.
Eric’s polling momentum is slow;
people know he’s #JustAGigolo.

@bshelly 🙏🏼 @rayhartmann

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @tishaura @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @DonaldJTrumpJr @ABAesq @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @auctnr1 @cwg18 @EnglishTeach07 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @EricTrump @CoraFaith4MO @HalfwayPost @jrosenbaum @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @bshelly @rayhartmann @DeSmetJesuitHS @DaveGragg @KCStar @PaRock 15/ In court Schmitt gets no satisfaction; his arguments seldom gain traction.
Every bogus lawsuit lessens Eric’s repute; a judge denied Eric class action, so he has to sue schools one-by-one, complicating his weak Senate run. @MSTA

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