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Jan 4, 2022, 11 tweets

Y'all, I saw a post that said every hood girl has used a baby sock when they don't have a tampon. Clearly posted and shared by men. A THREAD
#makeitmakesense #periods #wtf #jokes #redflags #relatable

Baby socks aren't even big enough to stop a flow. Unless you're spotting, in which case you don't NEED a tampon, you just WANT one

If you have baby socks, it's reasonable to assume you have baby diapers which makes more sense to use than the kid's foot cover

Even homeless people have access to feminine hygiene and anti hygiene products (shelters, needle exchanges, planned parenthood). Unless you're in one of those scary houses in the woods with neighbors 2 hours away... that is not the hood so most likely SOMEONE has a pad or tampon

I can understand not being able to afford it IF the Dollar Tree actually chases you for taking the five finger discount

How TF would this person even know something like this? Was this a way to get a man to buy socks? Who TF is admitting this weird and unlikely scenario?

Have you ever pondered the soaking strength of baby socks? Probably not because they don't tend to be used for walking since the kid can't walk yet. So... these socks are not super thick, maybe enough for winter but not redrum

In the hood, you can buy almost anything off the local dealer or hustler. It might be baby sock thin but it would still be a tampon.

Do guys know we shove tampons in the Cave of Wonders? People have used tissue, napkins, other things to absorb vampire food. A sock alone is poorly shaped

This sounds more like a fetish that got caught:

Dude- Chakeisha, wtf you doing with DukeDuke's sock?

Chakeisha: oh, ummm, it's for my period

Why the baby gotta go sockless tho

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