My attempt at humor in the dark times.
What kind of #cryptotrader are you?
Everybody invests differently, but there are some common themes among trader personalities. Do you fit in any of these?
🧵/1
- the tech analyst
”I’ll place an entry as soon as the stochastic crosses the MACD line and hits a Fibb level on the third Gann line”
🧵/2
- the fundamentalist
“Your magic #TA 8-ball couldn’t predict this, but fed is raising rates tomorrow and if Powell scratches his nose it means six more months of low crop yields so SELL NOW”
🧵/3
- the ape
“What’s the contract address?
Ok, I just bought 13 BNB worth. Does this project have a whitepaper yet?”
🧵/4
- the degen
“I’m in 46 different node protocols and I just longed $UST at $0.58 cuz…how could you NOT?”
🧵/5
- the daytrader
“I’ve got four open positions, I’m not even sure I remember what their tickers are.”
🧵/6
- the hodler
“I have one whole Bitcoin, and I’m never selling it. Ever! Diamond hands til I die!"
🧵/7
- the maxi
“Oh your network went down for two days? Gas costs you HOW MUCH? All these L1’s are going to zero. $DAG is the only TRUE Layer0.”
🧵/8
- the moonboi
“When $DOGE hits $1 we are gonna be fkn billionaires!”
🧵/9
- the paranoid
"Do you think it's going to go up? Wen do you think it will recover? Can we still make profits in this market?"
🧵/11
- the rekt
"...............................
..............................."
*sobs hysterically
🧵/12
I hope that was fun for everyone. No offense to $DAG maxis either....just a recent experience I've had. lol
Cheers!
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