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μ. Cake Beetle 🍰 🪲 Fond hoper, despite it all. Pro-EU. Pro-Jorts. Pro-Abortion. Pro 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. Pro-Champagne. Likes Boys. She/her #LockdownLadygardening 🪴

Oct 21, 2022, 37 tweets

All the sun and rain have made the nasturtiums go crazy again. I can’t harvest for more pesto because there just isn’t room in the freezer #lockdownladygardening ☀️ 🌧

#lockdownladygardening Same at the front - my Luxuriant South-Facing Aspect

Wildflower mixes are never very successful but at long last I’ve got this little bloom ☺️ #LockdownLadygardening

What is this self-seeded pansy so upset about? #LockdownLadygardening

Big Bad Cat brought in a birdie 😡 killed it very theatrically in front of me like he’s Salt Bae or something 🙄 so I take it out to bury it. But I stop to inspect the compost heap and he steals while my back is turned. There he is, licking his chops ffs 🐈‍⬛ #LockdownLadygardening

One solitary rose left🌹but buds are already there for the spring. I love how nature lets you know it’s going to wake up again before it goes to sleep #LockdownLadygardening

Is it too early? NO IT IS NOT #Halloween2022 🎃🕷💀🕸#LockdownLadygardening

Good little wildflowers, well done you darlings. #LockdownLadygardening

Incidentally those bricks are not cemented in, I’m ready for the Revolution. Fucking bring it

My moistness brings all the fun guys to my yard #LockdownLadygardening 🍄

I love #Halloween 🎃 so much #lockdownladygardening

The weeping angel (polystyrene) statue I made has completed her fourth season as a #Halloween feature. I’m no artist so I have to admit I am very proud of her little face. #LockdownLadygardening

Mate you’ve got something on your lip #LockdownLadygardening #nature #shieldbug #cute

Still enough sunshine in the day to light up the garden at night #LockdownLadygardening ☀️

A few late bloomers #LockdownLadygardening

There is a pond and a garden bench somewhere under there. This is madness #LockdownLadygardening #ClimateCrisis

My little guys 💀 are so sassy today #LockdownLadygardening

This leaf is getting darked on #LockdownLadygardening

Found a flowerpot where I’d chucked some bulbs last summer. They’re dead keen to get going so I’ve planted them now. I wonder what they’ll be! #LockdownLadygardening

Sometimes I wonder what they talk about ❤️
#lockdownladygardening

Got nothing in the tank at the moment [“the moment”! ha! 🙄] but yesterday I made myself go out and clear leaves. Even planted some violas. Within 5mins of starting sweeping, a little Robin appeared and kept me company. Too dark for photos so here is a gif #LockdownLadygardening

These are growing at the top of the garden. Love it. #LockdownLadygardening #Fungi For a perfect #podcast listen, go here for some fungi fun with @alieward and @Ologies alieward.com/ologies/mycolo…

Found a #Halloween leftover nestling under the doorstep rosemary 🍭 #LockdownLadygardening

#LockdownLadygardening They’re turning into pretty things! #BeforeAndAfter

Early tulips🌷indoors #LockdownLadygardening

Some coooold pics from this morning 🥶 #LockdownLadygardening lilac, rosemary, thyme, ivy

Eucalyptus probably not enjoying the British winter #LockdownLadygardening

Contorted hazel being perennially lovely. My darling little tree ❤️ #LockdownLadygardening

“I have just learnt to love a hyacinth” - Catherine Morland
(Northanger Abbey)
#lockdownladygardening🌷

Phalaenopsis (moth orchid) starting its fourth blooming 🌺 #LockdownLadygardening

The pants are still aloft. #LockdownLadygardening If Twitter goes tits up, I shall be sorry to lose the Complete History Of The Pants. And indeed, this record of my garden. Sad 🪴

Baby hazels. Bulbs. Spring flowers. Christmas roses - forgotten their proper name #LockdownLadygardening #Spring

Adding @MoString to the #LockdownLadygardening story because QUEEN 👑💕

Keep on blossoming 🌸

Spring pretties are up #LockdownLadygardening

This looks like a sparrow, but I admit that I’m not good at identifying these little brown garden friends. He’s either very pleased to see his reflection, or determined to see it off #LockdownLadygardening

Here are my crocuses in last week’s snow. It’s fuzzy bc I didn’t want to go out in me slippers #LockdownLadygardening meanwhile indoors, all sorts of things are shooting up: some kind of decorative allium, a new phalaenopsis leaf, and a sprout on the emerald feather fern 🌱

Today we have this gorgeous clutch of crocuses, some very excited tulips, more hyacinths than I was expecting, and the start of the muscari march (they’re everywhere). #LockdownLadygardening Last year I dug up a lot of bulbs and randomly redistributed them so it’s all surprises!

Okay, here goes… @threadreaderapp unroll please 🌷

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