Things I do that are not included in my job contract as a Product Manager:
* Config files
* Jokes
* Improving the ambience in the company
* Cooking and Dietary consulting
* Fashion counselling
* Matchmaking
* Love advice
To be added to my list of tasks as a PM:
* Communication Therapist
Meaning, I attend meetings that are completely irrelevant for me, only to be sure that 2 other people:
* Understand each other
* Do not argue
* Do not kill each other
Startup Life be like:
* Let's complain about the lack of resources
* Let's be "efficient" by not having meetings
* Let's waste our few resources and work on every feature 3 times because we don't communicate properly
I thought about it. I always try to deliver the best features I can, I try to think of my users, but... How to teach someone to deliver in the same way I do?
I realised I focus on 3 main characteristics. Everything I delivery must be:
* Simple
* Durable
* Effective
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Simple: aim for the simplest solution. If you need more sophistication, organise the project on phases.
Every phase must be Durable and Effective. In every following phase, you can increase the level of complexity.
I started working in a new company 3 weeks ago. I am the first #PM this company has ever had.
As I am the first one, I decide how to do things when it comes to #productmanagement.
First days were crazy. Overwhelming. Everyone in the company had inputs and requests
→
Everyone's requests were different in many ways:
* Channel - email, docs, office, slides...
* Format - based on mocks, based on text, user stories, just ideas...
To get everyone aligned I started using a very simple structure on the tasks I made ready for development
→
I include 4 sections:
* Current status: describe what's happening now
* Goal: describe what we want to achieve with the change
* Job story: not a user story but a job story
* Acceptance Criteria: how this could be tested
I am in a cafe in Ho Chi Mihn, a group of Europeans (can't really tell from where) next to me:
After a few racist and stupid comments about Africa, Vietnam and Tunisia... 2 of them said:
* CocaCola is for for burning calories
* Smoking Orange flavour tabacco has more vitamins
You may think... "Oh, come on! They are joking."
Not really. They were not. They were very serious about it.
Mi madre intentó sorprenderme antes de navidad, mandándome un paquete con comida a Berlín. Al parecer, contrató con @Packlink_esp... ¡vaya aventura!
* El paquete no ha llegado
* Y además quieren que paguemos otro envío para devolver el paquete a España
Explico nuestra odisea:
Domingo, 24 de Noviembre
Me encuentro una notificación de una empresa de mensajería tirada en la escalera (sí, tirada en la escalera), no en mi buzón (como todas las empresas de mensajería hacen)
Lunes, 25 de Noviembre
Llamo (llamé el domingo pero nadie contestaba) y acordamos que enviarían el paquete el miércoles entre las 9 y las 10 de la mañana
Do you know the quote?
“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.”
Summarizing, I hate the movie, the 3 parts, I slept in every single one of them.
However, I love the quote, it's so versatile!
A few variations here (this is a thread):
"A Spaniard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."
I am Spanish, I live in Germany... Can you see the problem?
I use this quote when Germans are annoyed about punctuality, to be sure they know I don't really care.
"A Product Manager is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."
I use this when engineers complain about a late change of requirements. Hey, I do understand them, but when that happens, it is completely out of my control.