You may or may not be familiar with me, but if you aren't it wouldn't surprise me. I am one of your constituents.
I am one of the countless Arizonans who worked tirelessly so you could be where you are, drinking sangria, telling all of us to fuck off.
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I knocked on doors in the Arizona weather.
I text banked. I called Independents. I donated.
I signal boosted other large twitter accounts in exchange for them signal boosting your account... not mine.
I must've posted the link to your website hundreds of times.
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When other progressives told me I was working to elect someone who was just as bad as McSally - I pleaded with them. I said there was always a better choice and that you were it.
Speaking of choice... whatever happened to the pink tutu? But anyways.
When you wash your dreads you have to ring them out in the shower and violently shake them or it takes all day for them to dry
Thing is I got this spider camped out above my tub, not sure what kind it is or if it's a boy or girl so I simply refer to it as "the spider"
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So everyday I go in & wash my hair. And everyday the spider takes incredible offense when I shake my dreads dry because, from what I'm guessing, the spider feels like it's a full on attack
The spider does this dance, back & forth, back & forth in an attempt to intimidate me
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I'm pretty sure the spider hates me, but it's all good, I can understand why
Then the unthinkable happened
I'm washing & I see a dark spot floating across the bottom of the tub, towards the drain, & it's the fucking spider
We've all seen the guy at a Home Depot hoping to make a wage
He has no tattoos, only has work boots, he's never joined a gang
He asks a man if he can help but when he tries
The man says no, he gets on his phone and he calls ICE
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his boots
Cuz then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
Then you really might know what its like
Then you really might know what its like
Then you really might know what its like
Then you really might know what its like
Mary got raped by a bunch of thugs while heading home for lunch
Her husbands gone, she can't call the cops, they're all corrupt
Three months later, two months along, and with no one to call
She leaves her land, to go and find her man, he's north of the wall
While the mission to raise $5K remains the primary initiative, @JenLongdon is also hoping to bring awareness to other issues such as teacher salaries & the quality of drinking water in Phx public schools