Blackpink x Twice x Red Velvet AU
Where they’re all famous and dating each other
Mainly a crack fic to entertain myself and hopefully others 🤪
Where they’re all famous and dating each other
Mainly a crack fic to entertain myself and hopefully others 🤪
- My first au so please go easy on me 😅
- quote, don't reply please
- time stamps really don’t matter
- I made this months before and am just now uploading it here
- if there are old references that’s why
- quote, don't reply please
- time stamps really don’t matter
- I made this months before and am just now uploading it here
- if there are old references that’s why
Any questions, comments can be asked/made here also linked to my main acc @laurmanichaeng 😁 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
The main ships are joysé and samo but everyone is paired up with each other eventually 😉
Profiles ~ The Singers
Profiles ~ The Actresses
Profiles ~ The Models
Profiles ~ The Dancers
1. 2chaeng ftw and third wheels
2. Anime betrayals
3. I’m Jeongyeon
4. Dahyun and Jisoo stating facts 💯
5. memers anonymous best group chat
6. Mina v. Jeongyeon
7. Jennie names this chat can you tell?
8. It ain’t samo if there isn’t angst involved 🤠
9. Oop 👀
10. Dancers chat
11. wenseulrene best trio
12. honestly I didn’t know what to name this chat so
13. Nayeon and ???
14. mina is lowkey done with momo’s shit
15. Jeongmi still hate each other what’s new?
16. me and my 5~ yermchaeng shippers make some noise 🗣🗣
17. Jisoo shooting her shot
18. and it works!
19. Twicepink maknaes are precious 🥺
20.
That’s it for the first update! Hope y’all enjoyed 🤪🤙🏼 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
21. momo the panic gay
22. momo the pabo
23. sana realizes something
24. wish a joysé collab would happen irl 😔
25. an update from nation’s couple
26. lirene and the peanut gallery
27. shots fired 🗣🗣
28. jeongyeon’s side of the story
29. mina’s side of the story
30. you’re not the only one who’s gonna die alone jisoo 🤠
31. all aboard the jiseul ship 🛳
32. 👀👀👀👀
33. yermchaeng / chaeri are disgusting and we’re happy about it 😌
34. bone apple teeth
35. 😉
36.
37.
38. ????
39. what goes on?
That’s it for today’s update! Are you guys liking this au so far 😁? curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
40. Ahh satzu, the tragic ship
41. Momo ➡️ Lisa
Lisa ➡️ Rosé
Lisa ➡️ Rosé
42. they fucking?
43. jisoo lives for the drama
44. oop
45. just date already 🗣
46. samo, the ship that will never sail
47. dahyun knows things and jennie might be going☝🏼👉🏼solo
48. lisa you idiot
49. nayeon is secretive
50. sana assumes the worst
51.
52. the Jisoo’s go on a double date with wenseul (if you guys didn’t know Jihyo’s name was originally jisoo too)
53.
54. hostility
55. mimo and jeongmo lives matter!
56. welp
Lirene and Samo are my token angst ships if you couldn’t tell 🤪 also, who do you think nayeon is sleeping with? curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
57. a checkup
58. honestly they’re all very gay
59.
60. she sure falls fast
61. oh? 👀
62. cute
63. namo went out and sana subtweets
64. she’s a bit,,, cold
65.
66. they’re bad at indirecting
67. 🥂
68. I’m Tzuyu, the friend that’s always lost
69. 2chaeng and the dancers first stage aftermath
70. wrap up party aftermath
71. honestly everyone saw this coming 🤪
Hehe leaving it off there curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
72. two words
73. add Jisoo in the chat already
74. theories on what could go down?
75. Jisoo said if y’all not gonna add me in a gc I’ll create my own
76. y’all just spent some time together a few nights ago sana sheesh
77. dayeon, namo, dahmo night at the dance studio 💃🏻
78. Irene is me
A really short update today but I’ll make up for it tmr ((nayeon’s fuckbuddy and Tzuyu’s crush will be revealed tmr 😉)) curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
79. jisoo is insightful
80. life update
81. going✈️ public
82. Joysé!!
83. ✈️✈️
84. character assassination
85. sprinkle of j Trinity and the maknae line
86. sprinkle of red velvet and chaelisa
87. clingy
88. the dancers and 2 chaeng aren’t the only ones that are booked!
89. previews
90. their girlfriends (or lack there of) react
91. Tzuyu’s crush revealed
92. a little lirene update
93.
94. joy is going to smack yeri
95. stand corrected
96. she doesn’t having feelings whatsoever
97. *pretends to be shocked*
98. honestly I love Irene I swear
99. more group chats
100. wenhyo they- 👀
101. jennie grows some balls
Annnnnd that’s it for this update! Please feel free to ask questions on my cc or just leave comments, I get lonely and bored 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
102. starting off with some jiseul fluff 🤗
103. united nations
104. finally jisoo gets her wish
105. flirting
106. ****
107. dahyun knows everything going on with everyone tbh
108. meanwhile momo...
109.
110. Miley sunbaenim
111. useless lesbians
112. sneak peeks
113. and the reactions
114. the models aren’t jobless either!
115. 2omfs
116.
117. jisoo is this close 👌🏼 to breaking the fourth wall
118.
119. Joy please... don’t
120. 👀
121.
122.
123. Rosé’s phone
124. Rosé’s phone cont.
125. yermchaeng 😔
126. disappointed
127. wenseulrene checks up on joyri
128. jentzu support group
129. sana reaches out to momo privately
130.
131.
132.
So... hi how are you guys 😅 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
133.
134. the show must go on
135. 💃🏻
136.
137. a few days later...
138. 😔
139. even when she’s disappointed she still cares
140.
141. jeongmi stans come get y’all’s juice 🗣
142. lirene stans come get y’all’s juice too 🗣
143. datzu nation,,, yeah there’s no juice here
144.
145.
146. lets get this bread 👏🏼
147. imagine if these things happened irl whew
148. the reactions
149.
150. 🌚
At least I gave y’all a little~ fluff this time? curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
151.
152. offensive
153.
154. what happened 👀
155. oh that happened!
156.
157. careful sana you’re lucky momo’s driving so she hasn’t seen your tweet
158. The next day....
159. nice little recap
160. Sana and Rosé has left while the others scheme
161.
162. growth
163. honestly yermchaeng was too precious for me to ruin so here’s more fluff
164. and even more fluff
Me? Not ending the update with a cliffhanger but with some fluff? Woooow the growth curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
165. j trinity is my absolute favorite if you couldn’t tell
166. yermchaeng tries to get joy to get her shit together
167. some seulrene for you guys
168. and some lisoo
169. small update with wenhyo and jenayeon
170. oh? 👀
171. whew it’s frosty here 🥶
172. whomst
173.
174. fashion icon
175. jeongsoo brotp who’s with me??
176. I’m fucken dead too Lisa damn 🤤
177. lesbian jesus
178. she finally opened the door for them
179. let’s see if dahyun has the same results as Zara larsson sunbaenim 🙇🏻♀️
180.
181. you tell em sana ✊🏼🤧
182. again, Rosé’s phone
Hehe back to the cliffhangers curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
183. litzu provides explanations
184. should’ve named this chat ‘Rosé’s defense squad’ in hindsight
185. we interrupt your regularly scheduled Joysé drama for:
186. how cool...
187. ...would it be...
188. ...if this happened irl???
189. some of their girlfriends react
190. make that 4omfs
191. Joy and Sana’s phones
192. tzuyu I love you
Yes I stole some aspects of Ocean’s 8 for Stolen, and what about it? curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
193. no drinks were harmed in the making of this scene
194. Joysé, the powerful (not) couple
195. no one’s surprised
196. yeri and sana better hide from joy
197.
They’re all safe from the angst from now on... the rest of this au will mostly be fluff and crack 🤪🤪 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
198. united nations is back and better than ever 😎
199. they cute or whateva
200. honestly nayeon doesn’t deserve to be bullied like this by literally everyone 😭
201. my favorite couple btw
202. minasé getting that bread 👏🏼
203. operation: samo
204.
205. ¿?
206. ¿? x2
207.
208. some life updates
209. momo deserves better
210. joy is tiredt of them
211. solid plan 10/10
212. during the Inkigayo episode...
So what do you think happened? curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
213. three cheers for wenhyo!!
214. i’m: soft
215. jisoo gay panicking? more likely than you think!
216. more reactions
217. posts from the performers
218. she!!!
219. few days later....
220. she’s as subtle as a bomb
221. tzuyu takes a page out of irene’s book and exposes chae
222. small update on joysé and lirene through chaelisa
223. some more anticipating news...
224. 🙋🏻♀️
225.
cute update for you gays curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
226. promo tour hijinks
227. meanwhile
228. cute lil chaeyu post
229. jenayeon night out
230. I’m gonna start puking rainbows
231. they’re getting kicked out
232. what was she supposed to do? say no?
233. meanwhile lirene has a night in
234. a week later, all the promoting is wrapping up
235. night of the Stolen premiere...
236. in this house we stan blacktwicevelvet
237. live tweets
238. live tweets pt. 2 (*work)
239. Joy, Rosé, Mina, dahyun: *evil laughter*
next update will be a narration for samo! hehe curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
240. dense
241. 😔
242. momosé is the superior ship in this flashback
243.
244. maybe they have two (2) brain cells now?
245. p*ssyblocked 😔
246. I don’t know how jokbal autocorrected to kimball but **
247. me: FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD
more narration in the next update! curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
248. datzu nation we eating!
249. datzu: gets together within months
samo: gets together after years of dumbassery
samo: gets together after years of dumbassery
250. about damn time
251. her power
252. #2
short update today but we got everyone except joysé together now! Who’s your favorite couple in the au so far? 🤔 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
253. the party continues!
254. grandmas
255. joy has a secret arsenal of water guns in a closet
256. the next day...
257.
258. joygi and yermwenrene
259. a lil jenlisa and chaesoo
260. and some cute, soft ot9
This is where the crack really comes in 🤪 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
261. honestly same nayeon
262. cute
263. adorable
264. call them out 🗣
265. this is why mina always clowns on jeongyeon
266. uwu
267. they’re so soft PLEASE
268. oh no...
269. let the mess begin! 😈
I’m convinced that blacktwicevelvet have at least 1 gc together curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
270. a few days later... btv bond strong 😌✊🏼
271. post from the gf and parents
272. me, a chaennie shipper: finally adds a lil chaennie post
273. the yermchaeng pic is the cutest uwu 🥺
274. two weeks later and tzuyu is all packed and ready to leave 😔
275. 😢
276.
277. well wishes
278. sana thinks she’s slick
279. miseul? seulna? Either way I love them both 😔
280. jiseul is cute in their own way
281. Another two weeks later 🙇🏻♀️
282. a shameless promo now that it’s renewed for a third season 🤩
283.
Guys... something major and unexpected is gonna come in the next update hehe curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
284. no jeongmi angst in this house 🙅🏻♀️
285.
286. the infamous love triangle, saidahmo
287. lirene and rosé invented ghosting
288. chaelisa and seulrene the best bonds ✊🏼
287. *or
288.
289. we’re gonna have a jeongmi-esque reveal part dos
290. but lirene said fuck it and did it first before allkpop and koreaboo 🤪
291. I’m Joy in this situation
292. Lisa securing the bag 🤑
unexpected right? curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
Forgot to add this in yesterday’s update after 290 😅
293. nayeon landed safely in Paris 😌
294. true love
295.
296. they’re gross
297. because I want rapper momo to make a comeback dammit 🗣🗣🗣
298. foreplay
299. re-fucking-tweet
300. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
301.
302. broken tzuyu
303. platonic soulmates
304. wenseulrene adventures
305. joyri fights back
306. jeonghyo mishaps
Who’s your favorite brotp in this au I’m curious 👀 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
307.
308. just cause I’m feeling extra mochaeng-y recently
309.
310. s*ft
311.
312. sajoy is this close 👌🏼 to getting jumped by lirene honestly
313. and at this moment she knew, Jennie fucked up
314. devil reincarnate
315. hmmmmm
316.
317. points to you if you get this reference *light chuckle*
318. oh HI queen Sunmi 👋🏼
We adding Sunmi and another person (you’ll see who it is in the next update😉) into this au simply bc I have the power to do it curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
319. hollywood
320. make way for the one and only Chungha 🗣
321. they tried it
322. 👁👁
323. jealousy
324. momo’s had ENOUGH
325. as mina once put it: 👀✈️🥰?
326. I will shut up about rosé’s mistreatment when it stops
327. my mind
328.
329. i’m yeri
330. back again
331.
332. to freedom! 💣
333. she’s weird
334. nope
335. well that escalated
who’s your favorite character in this au? curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
336. homophobia
337. real tea
338.
339.
341. royalty
342. Feminism! Lesbian! Vagina!
343. couple of clowns
344.
345. 🥺🥺 samo
346. too precious
347. or else
348. I gay as well
joysé nation... we finally won curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
349. someone buy me Mina’s onesie pls and thank you
350. she’s loyal
351.
352. she’s a hypocrite!
353. brands
354. issa war zone
355. loser talk
356. datzu haven’t gone public yet so they’re pretending
357. she just-
358.
359. *gay silence*
360.
361. stream it
362. rig it
363. tzusé
364. the amount of gun react pics I have of them is... kinda concerning
365. Joysé keeps on playing 😤
366. maybe they deserve rights
367.
368.
369. play despacito
Longer update to compensate for yesterday’s lack of an update curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
370. fulfilled the rich lesbian CEOs trope 😌💅🏼
371.
372. from best friends to friends with benefits to rich lovers,,, that shit so cute 🤧
373.
374. is it really me if I don’t bring savage Tzuyu back?
375. I said tzusé lives matter and I will go down with this ship!
376. let’s celebrate that!
377.
378. we ALL know who she’s excited to see
379. profile updates from the wives
380. life updates
381. she’s loud
382. wheeeeew visuals
383. blocked
384. 🥴
385.
386. public!!
every gay is accounted for and coupled up publicly now 🤪 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
387. so many...
388. yermchaeng booked and busy ✅
389. two sides to a couple
390. 😔
391.
392.
393. lisoo, the crack heads
394. Rosessica
395. I guess they’re cute?
396. honestly she could’ve chosen any name but she chose Sally
397. Son Rapstar Chaeyoung
how is everyone doing? curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
398. they finna be RICH rich
399.
400. <how the fuck did we make it to 400
401. A # I can get behind!
402.
403. Marty I’m scared
404. ended Thanos
405. shedding a tear maybe
406.
407.
408. Pushing my Tzuyu agenda
409.
410. I feel like Lisa has actually done this to at least one of her cats
411. I call this update the Pet Discourse
Next update will be the wedding!! curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
412.
413. come through visuals
414.
415. cheap chaeyu crumb
416. cheap lisoo
417. infectious
418. I would be the type to be on twitter before a wedding
419. weeping
420. STAHP
421. 🥺🥺
Part 2 of the wedding in the next update showing the bridesmaids and the new wives 😌 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
422. time for the bridesmaids’ looks 🤩
423. lesbian CEOs killing it
424. sometimes you gotta smile to mask the tears
425. most pleasing
426. Denise
427. Lisa can’t behave herself it seems
428. flood of tears
429. Irene didn’t say they couldn’t act like fools on twitter tho!
430.
431. *softly* yeah...
Wenhyo’s hitched! who’s next? 👀👀 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
432.
433.
434. momo with the maknaes is my entire brand
435.
436. honeymoon 😎
437. *pretends to be shocked*
438. the superior one
439. samochaeng, my new kink
440.
Yeah I lied when I said no angst anymore curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
441. money moves acquired 😎
442.
443. give Tzuyu money dammit
444. on my sungi/seulmi bullshit 🤪
445. Momo will self-sabotage
446.
447. They were roommates!!
448. that lockscreen tho 🥴
449. Chaennie’s lives are threatened
We’re slowly approaching the end guys 🤧 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
450. starting this update with @ changes from the wives 🤩
451. Also, anon who asked for couple fluff, this whole update is for you 😜
452. flex 💪🏼
453. 🥺
454.🥺 x2
455. my fucking uwus man
456. = devastated author
457. I can’t handle this
458. this is GROSS
459. even the long distance couples are being gross 🤧
460. they’re fucking oN TO ME
461. 🤔
462.
463. engaged gang 🤪🤙🏼
464.
Was that toooo fluffy or nah? 🥺 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
465. I would like to thank Jihyo’s timing when she posted her pic
466. I think we know what Nayeon wants from Jennie now 🗿
467. not the kind I want
468.
469. 👀✈️💍?
470. Y’all THOUGHT! (Pretend that that’s a shiba)
471.
472.
473.
474. Well,,, listen to Lisa and STAN!!
475. Well now she’s JOBLESS jobless
Anybody wanna be mutuals on my main 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
476. as if YG would even grant us this
477. a dream, a literal dream
478. o mood
479.
480. honestly ain’t nobody hate YG more than Jisoo and no one can change my mind
481.
482. stress naps
483.
484. I would pay to see this
485. same Jisoo 🤧
486. government name
487. me shoving tzusé down y’all’s throats again
My finals are coming up guys... pray for me curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
488. please direct any animosity to my cc 😅
489. dancers’ bond ✊🏼
490. she’s not alone
491.
492. I have soft spots for all the maknae lines 🥺
493. instead of tzusé here’s jeongsoo being shoved down
494.
495. Lets goooooo
496. Jihyo’s not taking anything from Jeongyeon 🙅🏻♀️
497. Stream Fancy!
498. jenrene rights!
499. what perfect timing...
500.
501. y’all Jisoo been missing and I’m worried
502.
503.
504. they would never
505. Tzuyu’s fight or flight response will be used tonight
506. chungmo 👁
507. confusion
508. throwback
509.
510. honestly Chaeyoung just carry a box everywhere you go now
511. maybe I’m crying too... maybe
512. 🤧
Just 3-4 updates left guys... curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
513.
514. she has a sixth sense about these things
515.
516. PREPARE YOURSELF
517.
518.
519.
520.
521. engaged gang growing a little bit 🤪🤙🏼
That scene is my favorite thing that I’ve ever written 🥺curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
522. Engaged couple and their children
523. reminiscing
524. they’re not the only ones going through it
525. again they’re on to me
526.
527. the answer is Yes Joy
528.
529. they’re coming for them
530. I am a dreamer
531.
532. if I had the capability I would turn this to another au but I sadly don’t
533. Family 💓
The next update will unfortunately be the last y’all (and sorry for the late update today) curiouscat.me/tzuse_supremac…
For tomorrow’s update...
534. We started off with profiles, and now we’re ending it in profiles 😢
535.
536.
537.
538.
539.
540.
541.
The End!
Thank you everyone for reading this mess of an AU and thanks everyone who interacted with it, you guys gave me motivation to finish this out! It’s been a hell of a long ride for me, but I’m happy with everything that I’ve written and I hope you guys are too
For the future, I’ll most likely write oneshots on Ao3 from now on. Buuuut if I have the time and motivation, we could see a few (most likely short) AUs.
I’ve also been thinking about writing short snapshots for this AU like datzu getting back together and the lives of everyone within the time skip? If anyone’s interested in those, feel free to ask in my cc (oh and I’ll be moving my cc back to my main account @laurmanichaeng)
Once again, thank you for reading and supporting my AU! See you guys (hopefully) next time! 😊😊
snapshot of datzu getting back together
