Thread by @ThaPanashe

THE ARREST

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In almost every hood ine police station there's that one police officer who's known for being too rude ,rough or kuva nedzungu stereki .

In my hood tine vedu Officer Jethro aka OJ
He's well Known for failed drug busts, kuda kungonetsa ma ghetto youths zvisina basa

It is said OJ vanoita zvekusvikirwa nemweya when he is solving cases, kuteera mbavha nezvimwe.

One time Officer Jethro took the job of a sniffer dog vachida kubata pakahwandiswa chamba dzikachiwana .

One day ndakamuka paden ndisina kana plan, Mari yekupinda tonaz yaivepo ,I can confidently say ndaive nebag but munhu wekunoona panga pasina

Semunhu asina plan I just decided kungofamba famba hangu ghetto listening to music and appreciating the finer things in life.🍑

I decided to take a walk mu areas around 5pm, ko ndakazongoswera ndakarara then remembered kuti I wanted to do an appreciation tour.

Ndakasvika kumakombi ndikaona chikomana Ras chichidzika kombi.Mfana uyu anga amukira kubuda paden asina kutaura kuti akubayepi

I was pissed kuti ko mfana angaite plan achisiya mumwe wake Seiko.

Dzakabuda kombi dzichizhinya paye and I had to ask.

Me :" ko waita plan yako wega ukarega kunditipawo?

Ras: mdara mamuchida tinonhafa baby one tese here?

Ndipo pandakatoona kuti mfana ane pamuromo uyu

Anyways I decided to go back home nechikomana cz he wanted to show me some stuff he had brought kubva tonaz.

Tirikufamba paye kupfuura nepamusika, iniwo ndokugumburwa nedombo kwakusviko tsika madomasi anga akawaridzwa pasi nevamwe amai.

Ma1 akabva atotanga ipapo, I'm sure moms Ava vakatoti jackpot waiwana cz vakatanga kupopota rough.

"mwana iwe ndipo pane hupenyu hwangu apa, iwe kutsika uneshuwa" vachipopota.

Mom's iyi yaitosasa kunge ndatsika ese izvo I realized kuti ndakatsika one chete .

"I'm sorry mom's ndatsika nemistake".
Ndini uyo trying to calm the situation cz mom's yakanga yakutodeedza crowd paye.

She pushed me nehasha Iniwo kwakudzedzereka ne reverse kusviko mbundira imwe gogaz

Gogaz:"wabata chaipo mzukuru😚

"Ini ah gogaz bho here Ava!?" nechemumoyo

Ndakabva pana gogaz faster faster and pretended like I didn't hear anything.

Meanwhile Ras vakutobvaruka cz he noticed what had really happened.

I had had enough of the noise and I just threw ka dollar nehasha kwakusviko rova mom's iya kuface then she fell down.

Amai ava was just being dramatic for nothing.

But kudonha kwavo kwakanzwikwa na officer Jethro waitozvipfuurirawo.

OJ vakasvika vachimhanya paye pa scene of the crime, ndokusviko tunga vamwe cde vanga vakamirawo vachiona.

Vaizozviwanza OJ

OJ :"right right paita nyaya apa"

As soon as he said this mom's yemadomasi kwaakutanga kunyepa, she told OJ kuti ndakatsika madomasi avo kwakuvatuka

Oj started laughing looking at the silent crowd.
OJ :"hahah👀"

Crowd:"..."

OJ:"ahyas heheheh"

Crowd:"..."

OJ:"mukapusa ndokusungai mese,sekai neni

Crowd:"😂"

Mdara ava vaitongonakirwa nekushandisa vanhu.

Before I could even explain my side of the story OJ vakatobuditsa chain,gave me two options,kufamba ndega or kudhonzwa ne chain.

I chose to walk alone going ku police station, apa gogaz iya ichingodeedzera "siya mzukuru wangu!"

We arrived pa front desk and paive neimwe mom's vaive nezi booty.I was in no mood to appreciate such,my life was on the line.

OJ rushed to her:"madam mukuda ASS_ istance here?😅
He said this dzichizhinya nevamwe officer vanga vari padesk.
He continued:"iGARO ziya kuti tobatsira

Pama sas ake ese hapana chakashanda.Madam vakapedza and left..

OJ :" mfana svika pano ,right, chamba chacho chiripi!

Me:" chamba? OJ I don't follow"

Mukuru Ava had forgotten kuti my issue was yemadomasi, vanga vakutozviona vachiita ziku drug bust😂

I was thrown into a holding cell for about an hour.

While I was in there Ras vakasvika nema patapata,

Me: ko wangu ma slippers ndeei!?

Ras vachichema:" mdara mave musungwa zve , ndakufungai apa.

Me:" aizve, zvauri dako"

Ras went back home ndikasara mupolice station

After 2hrs OJ vakapindira mu holding cell.
He called me out then tikabuda panze.
I could see kuti fathers Ava vaitoda kuitwa bribed.

"Mari handina, but kune chamba ndokuziya"

He went in to get his jacket and left me outside, I then bolted kutiza paye😂, kutondipa mukana.

I got home panting paye ndichifemereka, it took me 15 minutes to get paden panoita 5minutes kusvika.

Ndaingotenderera😂😂, ndichigaya kuti vanogona vari kumashure saka I was making sure kuti he won't see paden pangu😂

Ndikusvika ndikutoona Ras atobvisa zvinhu zvangu

I got mu room and saw Ras atobvisa hembe mu shelf mangu, this nigga was trying on my clothes selecting dzakanaka.😂

Me:" ko iwe , ukuitei "

Chikomana chakavhunduka kundiona, he wasn't happy to see me, vanga vakuda kutoita take everything 😂

"Mfana uri muSatanist iwewe, kana kuuya nemari ye bail or kumboitawo action"

Ras:" I was praying for you mdara,in spirit"

Me:" spirit? Ko clobha rangu wanga uchiitei?

Ras:" kutoona kuti wanga uchazodzikwana here pawanga uchadzoka"

Ndipo pandakaona kuti cde Ava vaive mumero😂

I spent a few days hiding from OJ, word on the street was ndaitsvagwa .

I later met him and turns out vaitodawo zvavo chamba

I took him ku the house of weed and the events that transpired are for another day😂😂.

THE END

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