Thread by @ThaPanashe

Zimbos lemme tell you a sad story.

Some 3 years ago I once talked to this lady on IG, I hadn't met her , so you know we'd flirt telling each other how we can't wait to meet.

Fast forward about a month we agreed to meet in Town. I had a really nice leather duffle bag with me.

I saw her and I have to admit she looked really gorgeous, I could see she was happy to see me. She started to run towards me, I dropped my duffel bag ,arms wide open and we hugged. Now it was not a 2 sec hug, this was one of those intimate longggg hugs .

My eyes were closed, really taking in the moment . We mustve hugged for like a good 30 secs😂.Now after the hug guess what Happened, my bag was missing 😕😢😥😭, SOMEONE HAD STOLEN MY BAG PEOPLE!!!

GONE GONE GONE 😥😭

Zimbos musadaro nhaika, imhosva here kuti taive mu moment💔

Ndakaita kunge benzi, I was confused 😂, ndanga ndabhoshwa , I had been boshed by a qualified thief.

"Bag rangu, bag rangu, shit ndabirwa kaapa".

I asked around but noone seemed to know kuti rafamba nepi bag rangu 😂.

We went ku police station tiri 2😂

Officer:"mabirwa sei"

Me:"bag Ranga riri pasi"

Officer:"raenda sei pasi"

Me:"ndanga ndichipa BBY hug"

Officer:"hug!? Mfana tipe maserious, munozviwanza, ukuti ku America kuno😂"

Ndakasekwa docket richinyorwa then ndikabaya paden
The End !