Thread by @uzbadyubi

OKAY. The Princess Bride. Super well known and beloved film, and I have absolutely no idea what it's about. Now I did initially think it was the one (also not seen) where the lady comes down on a meteor or something but apparently not so, and I think I also got it-

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mixed up with Zorro? Idk i've not seen that one either. So my best guess is 1) there's a princess and 2) she's a bride. Now this seems, to me, pretty standard so idk why this movie is so beloved. Maybe the princess HAS a bride, now that would be neat!

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I also think this is the "my name is iago montana (idk his name it's something similar) you killed my father prepare to die" film, right? I've def seen the gif of that, think it's the same film.

Other than that, I have literally NO IDEA. So... let's dive in?

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here we go!!! i hope this is a nice film

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Oh it's a modern film????? huh okay i thought it was like... idk i thought it was like zorro fantasy. Okay, don't know what film I thought this was lol

also oh no the lil kid is sick!!! "Hey, how's the sickie" lddfdfkjdf lmaooo

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awww it's a special book that's cute! A generational book

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wait is this a Hook thing?? are we all iago montana?? are we about to pop on over into this book?????

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AH HECK IT IS

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Okay so we got Buttercup and Westley...

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OH FUCK THE 'AS YOU WISH' GIF IS FROM THIS??? LMAOOOOO AMAZING

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yeah buttercup tbh i'd be dokidoki too this farmboy is CUTE AF (and so are you)

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"Is this a kissing book?" THIS CHILD IS MY HERO THANK YOU CHILD LET'S MOVE ON FROM THE KISSING.

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OH FUCK WAIT HE'S DEAD???? WHAT???? IT'S ONLY 5 MINS IN AND CUTE FARM BOY DIED???

well shit!

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I immediately have bad vibes about this prince humpadink or w/e. X to doubt his motives.

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JESUS WE'RE 7 MINUTES IN WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS FILM

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the shorter man's voice sounds really familiar ...

"I don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl." AGREEING WITH YOU HERE, BIG MAN.

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Vizzini is a douche. Also very into the big man and the moustache man rhyming together that's cute

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"it's inconceivable" i mean i think you're probably being followed my dude you're setting yourself up here

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NO GOD PLEASE. NO SHRIEKING EELS. PLEASE. WHY IS THIS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME I HATE THEM

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DHAFIJADSKJHADSKDA I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I FEEL SO CALLED OUT THANK YOU GRANDPA FOR ASSWAYGING MY FEARS

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love how everyone on this boat knows about as much about boats as me

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who the fuck is chasing them tho

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IS THIS IAGO MONTANA???

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i thought Fezzik was really big by CGI but i think he's actually just irl huge?????

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this shot feels iconic i feel like i've seen this before

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OH SHIT NINJA MAN IS OKAY!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD I KNEW MOUSTACHE MAN LOOKED FAMILIAR LMFAOOOOO OMGGG!!!!!!! THIS IS FROM THIS MOVIE I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM ZORRO OR SOMETHING DJFKJ

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"I'm gonna duel him left handed. It's the only way I can be satisfied."

hot damn my dude. wow.

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IF I USE MY RIGHT IT'S OVER TOO QUICKLY DKJKJKJDS WOWZIES

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kjfkjfd omg ninja man is posh

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okay i am LIVING for this banter right now

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OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS HIM??? THIS IS IAGO MONTOYA???

well who the fuck is ninja guy????

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lmfao "wait until you're ready." This is very good actually

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oh we're getting montoya backstory!!! so we're to be on the lookout for a 6 fingered man... okay...

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that's a nice sword bro

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oh no........ OH NO.......... THIS MAN IS ALREADY MY FAVOURITE... HE'S HOT.... HE'S GOT A SAD BACK STORY... HE HAS ISSUES AROUND HIS DAD'S MURDER......

... HE DIES, DOESN'T HE... NOOOOOOOO.....

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and he was left alone and scarred as a child............. oh nO............... i'm so sorry for your impending doom iago montoya....... i'm so sorry i've done this to you....

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ah, he studied the sword

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INIGO MONTOYA!!! i was damn close

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

DFKJDKJKJ LMAOOO

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omg wait they're both fencing left handed lmao

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this is smouldering with UST tbh

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RUH ROH SCOOB

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"Who are you"

yes pls lmao i keep calling him ninja man but it's a bit long

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oh no he knocked out inigo!!!!

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"My way's not very sportsman like..." fdkjdjfkdkjf oh bless him

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"You put down your rock and I put down my sword, and we kill each other like civilised people?"

dKJDSKJDKJS LMAOOOOO OMG

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Ninja-man this dude is HUGE you ain't gonna beat him in hand to hand combat lmaooooooo

"I just want you to feel like you're doing well. I hate people to die feeling embarrassed." KJKDJSAKJDSSD

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WELP THAT'S ANOTHER ONE KNOCKED OUT LMAO WELL DONE MY DUDE

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who the fuck is this

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"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen."

10/10 lines in this film oh my god.

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A battle of wits lmao okay

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oh my god my dude YOU'RE GOING TO TALK YOURSELF INTO A CORNER

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"WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU"

oh my god this is absoluely wild

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WAHEY Vizzini is no more!

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HJHJSA THEY WERE BOTH POISONED AND HE BUILT UP AN IMMUNITY LMFAO OH MY GOD

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OH WAIT is the guy in purple humperdink? is that the prince? I forgot what he looked like INSTANTLY huh thanks face blindness for that

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jesus christ ninja-man lay off her what's your issue buddy

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HEY NINJA MAN IF YOU HIT HER I WILL FIND YOU PERSONALLY AND I WILL KILL YOU

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OH FUCK HE'S THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERT??? Well SHIT!

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Buttercup is so sad and I want to hold her and tell her it'll be okay

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"Life is pain, your highness, anyone who says differently is selling something." Robert your banter is sound but your woman hating is dreadful.

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oh my god i'm gonna cry... westley... u were an angel...

"Please, please. I need to live."

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OH FUCK SHE PUSHED HIM DOWN THE HILL HELL YES BUTTERCUP AVENGE YOUR PERFECT FARM BOY

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.................. AS YOU WISH?

WAIT WHAT

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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK NOW SHE'S THROWN HERSELF DOWN THE HILL WAS THAT WESTLEY!? WHAT!?

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IT WAS FUCKING WESTLEY?!

i don't want to hear another person EVER shit on a fucking disguise kit in D&D again like holy goddamn shit i know i'm a fool with face blindness but i am goddamn judging myself right now jsdkjsdkj IT WAS GODDAMN WESTLEY LMAO

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Westley you do not get to wax poetical about true love you just nearly goddamn hit her

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I feel this kid's soul and mine are one

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i don't feel like the "fire swamp" is particularly safe, westley, not gonna lie my dude

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omg "The Dread Pirate Roberts" is a series of people kjfdkjfdkjf LMAOOOO

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SUDDEN SINK HOLE OH SHIT

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oh no

oh NO

what the FUCK is that

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oh thank god it's gone

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OH NO IT'S NOT

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R O U Ses????

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rodents of unusual size kjfddfkjdkf lmao I THINK THEY DO EXIST YOU JUST SAW IT

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JHJHSAJHSA I JUMPED SO BAD LMFAO

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JESUS IT BIT HIM BUTTERCUP GRAB THE SWORD AND KILL IT MY GIRL

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okay the flame vent works too i guess

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god just fuck humperdink what an ass

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RUH ROH SCOOB

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"The prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken."

fdjdkjfdf jesus christ this is dark

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LMAO the kid yelling because his ship wasn't canon married is a MOOD lmfao we all know that pain my boy

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LISTEN OLD LADY THIS IS VICTIM SHAMING SHE'S TRAPPED IN A SYSTEM OKAY FOR GOD'S SAKE

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oh my god it was a dream

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this guy looks really familiar

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This is cheating humperdink you know he's not on his goddamn ship

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OH YM GOD HUMPERDINK HIRED VIZZINI HOLY FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKIER!!!!!!

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HE'S GONNA STRANGLE HER ON THE WEDDING NIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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tyrone and humperdink are a power couple. two horrible people but a power couple nevertheless.

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DON'T LIKE THIS MACHINE

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wait what how did it suck one year of his life away what does that even mean???

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is this man's name Yelling because holy god that's a Good Name i hope he yells

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INIGO IS BACK HELL YES

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AHHHHHH FEZZIK IS BACK TOO

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This man was smoking hot before the water and let me tell you he is just as hot after the water

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uh oh oh shit she's got you fucking figured out

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OH MY GOD WAIT THE TITLE MAKES SO MUCH SENSE RIGHT NOW OKAY YEAH I GET IT

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NOT TO 50 OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM

"THE SOUND OF ULTIMATE SUFFERING"

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"Guide my sword" oh my god is this gonna work

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YAY IT DID

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YEAH GRANDPA WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE IS WESTLEY DEAD FOR REAL

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Oh my gOD I LOVE THIS CHILD HE'S SUCH A MOOD KJDFKJDSSA THIS IS SO ME

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MIRACLE MAX HELP HIM THEY NEED A MIRACLE

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I'VE SEEN WORSE DFKJDKJDKJ LMFAOOOO OOH MY GOD

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"There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead." Ah, you mean when you're on death saving throws and when you've just failed the 3rd one.

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"The chocolate coating makes it go down easier."

THIS FILM IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

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EVERY NPC EVER

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okay but the lean is cute even tho he's dead

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OH FUCK HE'S BACK JUST LIKE THAT HUH OKAY

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"Let me explain. ... No, there's too much. Let me sum up."

LMFAOOOOOOOOO AMAZING

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god the whole scene with westley waking up was so good

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DSAKJDSAHJJSAD "MAWWIDGE" IS FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE WHAT THE FUCK

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THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOULS!!!!

This is so goddamn DND I cannot EVEN

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OH FUCK

IT'S THE LINE

I'M EMOTIONAL

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kjDKJDS HE RUNS AWAY

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SJSKJDSAJ FEZZIK BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR IS SO GOOD

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Buttercup don't you dare do anything rash

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WAIT WHAT NO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NON OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS THIS IS RUFIO ALL OVER AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SO SAD

"I'M SORRY FATHER" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now?"

FUCK YOU TYRONE FUCK YOU

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NO BUTTERCUP DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID PLEASE

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dskjdsfkjds WESTLEY JESUS CHRIST SHORTAGE OF PERFECT BREASTS MY GOD

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"You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengence. It's going to get you into trouble some day." ah did you mean Yubi's Type?

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iujsjsdk NOOO OH GOD HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE GOD YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVE

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YES STAB HIM INIGO KEEP STABBING HIM YES!!! HE KILLED YOUR FATHER!!! HE'S GONNA DIE!!!

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"Offer me money."
"Yes."
"Power, too."

holy fuCK

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"Offer me anything I ask for."
"Anything you want."
"I want my father back, you son of a bitch."

WHOOP THERE WE GO I'M GONNA CRY NOW THANKS

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oh my god westley aced that intimidation check (tho i don't subscribe to disfigurement = ultimate punishment lol that's not a view i agree with)

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YAY INIGO IS HERE AND STILL RUNNING AROUND HE'S GONNA BE OKAY RIGHT

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YES LET INIGO BECOME THE NEXT DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS

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oh for the love of god

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ADSKJDAJKDSAHJDSAKJ

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY FUCKING GOD YES GRAMPS YOU'RE SO RIGHT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

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NO KID I DO MIND I DO MIND

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who the fuck has the kiss rating job what a nightmare of a job

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OH NO I'M SO EMOTIONAL

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OH IT'S THE END!

THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD FILM! So many famous lines and quotes! I can't fuckin believe i didn't recognise Westley (face blindness is a real goddamn thing i have lol) and I'M EMOTION!! Thanks for watching with me, friends!

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