The #Crew96 Supporter Summit is tonight. Believe this is the 7th (?) time I’ve emceed the event, and man have we been through some highs and lows. Being told in 2018 that there was realistically nothing we could do to save the team, obviously the lowest point. Turned out okay.
I remember one Supporter Summit when Robert Warzycha promised to sell his jacket (YES THAT JACKET) to me, which he never did. Broken promises, obviously. #Obviously
That was the year when Don Garber was actually in attendance. After I asked Bobby to sell me his jacket, Lamacchia asked Garber why they didn’t make cool shit for us. Don said, well because you don’t buy it. Chris is like, that’s because it doesn’t exist. Checkmate.
One year McCullers and Josh Williams we’re sitting up front during the Q&A session, and someone asked Josh (not Mark) if the Nordecke could have #SMOAK. He just shrugged his shoulders and said “light em up.” The place erupted in applause.
Of course there was the 5 year long love fest between Gregg Berhalter and Shrek. Seriously, those two just respected the absolute HELL out of each others questions and answers. It was a little sickening, to be honest. Gonna have to get those chairs dry cleaned, you guys. Jesus.
The real heroes of the event, of course, are the members of the #Crew96 FO who coordinate everything. They’re always like “oh this is your event, you guys tell us what to do”, but they’re the ones doing the heavy lifting. They never take any credit, but they deserve most of it.
Also, I have a ton of respect for the SG leaders, the banner painters, the volunteers, and everyone else who gets up in front of 150-300 people and talks about how everyone can get more involved, how we can be more inclusive. It’s an important message.
Not everyone loves public speaking. In fact, I’ve been told that most people do NOT enjoy it. It’s like some of you “people” don’t demand to be the center of attention at all times. LOOK AT ME, LAUGH AT MY JOKES, TELL ME YOU’RE PROUD OF ME DADDY, you’ll never say. You disgust me.
But no, seriously, it’s hard to talk about stuff into a microphone. Anthony Precourt still can’t figure out how they even work. Do I put it in my lap until I need to cough, and then use it? All Crew fans who care enough to talk into microphones in front of others are my people.
For those asking, the RSVP link for tonight’s event is no longer live. We’re limited to the capacity of the event space, and it always fills up quickly. When we start holding this thing at the new stadium in 2022, I’m sure we’ll be able to accommodate more people. Sorry, friends.
FYI: The @CrewSCshop will be open tonight from 5:30 to 8pm for those of you attending the Supporter Summit who wish to get your swag on. #Crew96
PS: 5:30pm is what time the gates will open for the event tonight. Starts at 6pm. Upper 90 Club. Good times, noodle salad. #Crew96
Hope everyone had a good time tonight. Thanks to everyone who spoke from the @Nordecke. Thanks to everyone from the FO who took questions. We are always at our best when we’re on the same page and working together.
Every M-W-F, assuming the weather cooperates, I make a 3 mile round trip walk in the morning to drop my kid off at daycare, and then do the same thing in the evening to pick her up.
90 mins 3 times a week to walk and think.
Here’s what was on my mind today.
As I’m sure you’re aware, my friends and I are putting together both a protest and a fundraiser this coming Wednesday 9/21.
Since this has been garnering a bit of attention both locally & state-wide, I’ve had the typical MAGA bots in my mentions that one would expect when you’re trying to do something cool to make life better for the people in your community, spewing the usual conservative propaganda.
While JD Vance is downtown in a swanky ballroom at the Athletic Club surrounded by millionaires and billionaires, we’ll be in Franklinton registering people to vote and raising money for Ohio’s next senator: @TimRyan.
As of this morning, here’s where we stand with the Supporters’ Shield debacle:
- Fans overwhelmingly hate the decision.
- Current and former players are outraged.
- Coaches are speaking out against it.
- The league has started to remove mentions of the Shield from their website.
And as far as I can tell, the response from the ISC is “not our fault, talk to the SSF” while the SSF’s stance is “please refer questions to the supporter groups” who were possibly informed of the decision maybe on some Slack channel.
This is gross incompetence from a leadership perspective, full stop. Not taking responsibility for your own actions, passing the buck, and then playing the victim on your personal Twitter accounts.
Fans of this league deserve much, much better. So do the players and staffs.
If you think that MLS isn’t going to at least DICUSS creating their own trophy to hand out in place of the Supporters’ Shield, cool. They will. This means the group installed by ISC to care for the Shield could end up killing it. Great fucking job to everyone involved. Bravo. 👏
The 2020 MLS season started in February. The fuckery with the schedule not being balanced has been understood for months, and also isn’t relevant. To wait until the middle of OCTOBER to make this kind of decision is beyond absurd.
A team will finish the reg season at the top of the MLS standings this year. They will win the Supporters’ Shield, period. If the inept leadership of the ISC doesn’t feel like physically awarding the Shield, whatever. The blemish on your collective record as leaders is permanent.
Here’s the thing - those in power, those who refuse to govern for the good of the people, they want you to believe that it’s all hopeless. That your vote doesn’t and won’t count. That you can’t make a difference.
Let me say this clearly.
THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT.
They want us to accept our fate as these disengaged nihilists who don’t participate, don’t believe in democracy, and don’t care what happens to our country or our planet because there’s nothing we can do about it anyway.
It’s the single biggest lie you’ve ever been told.
I just discovered that thing where you DM someone a number, and then that person writes about you.
I think it’s fantastic.
Like this tweet and DM me a number and I’ll write something about you. Let’s go. 👀
2: Your persistent hatred of Olive Garden fuels my inner fire to destroy you. Does the Olive Garden suck? Yes of course it does. But I’ll be a goddamned son of a bitch if I’ll let you slut shame limitless bread options. People need bread to live. How even dare you?
9Sanch6: You’ve been coasting off of my Nordecke championship for too long. Oh look at you, you have a cute kid. OH GOOD FOR YOU. Jesus, you think you’re such hot shit. OH LOOK AT ME I HAVE A CUTE KID AND I WAS ON A TEAM THAT MORGAN CARRIED TO A CHAMPIONSHIP. Get over yourself.