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Doctors have discovered a #TrumpVirus so the CDC needs #BlackTwitter to help find causes and symptoms. I found 10:

1. If you bathed in urine from a Russian sex worker, you might have #TrumpVirus

2. If you had unprotected sex with an adult film star, you might have #TrumpVirus
3. If you didn't wash your hands after grabbing a woman by the ... You might have #TrumpVirus virus

4. Covfefe causes #TrumpVirus

5. You can get #TrumpVirus from quid pro quo over the phone, even if the call was perfect
6. If your skin is the same color as Ernie from Sesame Street, you might have #TrumpVirus

7. You can get #TrumpVirus from working in closed spaces near people who believe electroshock therapy can cure homosexuality

8. Jeffrey Epstein died from complications due to #Trumpvirus
9. Preliminary studies show that stable geniuses are immune to #Trumpvirus but racists are carriers of the disease

10. Hillary Clinton knows the cure for #Trumpvirus. It's in her emails.
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