1. If you bathed in urine from a Russian sex worker, you might have #TrumpVirus
2. If you had unprotected sex with an adult film star, you might have #TrumpVirus
4. Covfefe causes #TrumpVirus
5. You can get #TrumpVirus from quid pro quo over the phone, even if the call was perfect
7. You can get #TrumpVirus from working in closed spaces near people who believe electroshock therapy can cure homosexuality
8. Jeffrey Epstein died from complications due to #Trumpvirus
10. Hillary Clinton knows the cure for #Trumpvirus. It's in her emails.