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65,000 #covid19 cases in the UK.
An historic address by the Queen.
The Prime Minister in intensive care.
STILL some people are meeting up?

It's clear we're now dealing with a VERY SPECIFIC type of person, so we'll try and talk their language:

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In the nicest way possible, if you’re STILL meeting up with friends, having barbecues and throwing house parties…you’re a bit of an idiot.
After seeing this news story: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

We have decided to do a thread filled with some life advice that, judging by the thought process (or lack of) behind their current actions, these people might find useful.
1: Don’t eat things you find on the ground! It’s not free food.
2: Don’t put things up your nose. Yes, even your fingers! That can cause nosebleeds.
3: When you’re running a bath, DON’T FORGET to turn the tap off when it’s deep enough. Otherwise, your whole bathroom will get wet again! Remember last time?
4: Don’t eat those little packets you get in the pocket of a new coat. It’s not salt. Not that you should be eating just salt anyway, but one lesson at a time.
5: Stop thinking that you meeting up with your mates because you’re ‘bored’ is worth putting people’s lives in danger. Honestly, grow up.
6: Don’t take your electric speakers in to a paddling pool this weekend.
7: Stay in over Easter and count to 1,000. If you get stuck after ten because you’ve run out of fingers, just re-use your fingers 99 more times!
8: Look at these photos of NHS workers after their long shifts, saving lives. Their masks are cutting in to their faces.

Stop thinking that your 9-person BMX rides are worth putting people through this.
9: Above all, please just #StayHome.

A massive thank you to the majority of people who ARE using their heads and staying home - you're literally saving lives.
Social Distancing reduces infection.

Shielding saves vulnerable people’s lives.

Together they both reduce the number of people who would die needlessly through thoughtless, selfish behaviour.

@CovidDoncaster #coronavirusuk #StayHome
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