Every team goes through tough times & ours was no different either. Characters in play are
Head Equity: HoE
Head Sales: HoS
Head Research: HoR
Head Sales Trading: HoST
Chart: TA
F&O: DA
Telecom: TRAI
BFSI: NPA
Metals Mining: Coal
Oil&Gas: Methane
CapGood&Power: Circuit
Pharma: Viagra
Economist: Deficit
Automobile: Chetak
Technology: Cloud
Cement&Construction: Sand
Real Estate: ReRA
FMCG: Pedigree
Midcap: ChotaChatri
EqS 1: Hrithik
EqS 2: Shahrukh
EqS 3: Akshay
EqS 4: Suniel
EqS 5: Sushmita
EqS 6: Shilpa
EqST 1: Kaka
EqST 2: Mama
EqST 3: Mausa
EqST 4: Bhanja
EqST 5: Bhatija
EqST 6: Foofa
Scene: Today is the 1st trading day of the new calendar month
Hierarchy:
HoE is overall business head & HoS-HoR-HoST are vertical heads who report to HoE.
EQST,TA&DA report to HoST
EqS report to HoS
EqA report to HoR
Conference room is where the action takes place.
HoR starts the meeting saying
HoR: Welcome everyone, we are here to discuss the market performance & review stock wise performance of our coverage universe of 135 stocks. We will also take feedback from EqS & EqST.
TRAI: We continue to remain bullish on telecom & BHARTIARTL and IDEA continue to remain our top picks in the sector. We maintain a "Hold" on RCoM as debt continues to play havoc on the balance sheet.
Hrithik: You had said same last month.
Sushmita: Give us 1 pager to speak 2 clients
Shilpa: Clients not interested in Telecom
Shahrukh: Are ARPU's seeing an uptick
Mama: Top MF's are selling Telecom
Foofa: Same here
TRAI: We will take your questions offline
Mausa: Insurance selling Realty & buying Infra
Sushmita: Give us 1 pager on the sector
ReRa: We gave last month
Sushmita: Give 1 pager on your sector
Shahrukh: Give some new ideas, Viagra, we have been pitching the same margin expansion story for 3 quarters now
Mama: MF selling Pharma
Foofa: Insurance buying Pharma
Mausa: Same
Chetak: We are bullish on HERO, BAJAJ and TATAMOTOR while we maintain "Hold" on ASHOKLEY MARUTI & TVS with bullish bias
Hrithik: Did you ask for votes from counterparts
Shahrukh: Is EBIDTA improving in Gas?
Mama: Our desk is witnessing selling flows in Gas stocks
Foofa: FII's are selling OMC's I heard
Mausa: RIL is being accumulated by Insurance
Coal: We are bullish on COALINDIA,NEYVELI, JSPL & JSWSTEEL while we have a "Hold" on SAIL, TISCO
Sand: We had a dealer level inventory check with cement distributors who
Circuit: Power tariff increase is pending with regulator who is expected to allow discoms to increase tariffs gradually.
Sushmita: Need a 1 pager on Mining, Cement & IT.
Suniel: Can I arrange a meeting for you all with FM
Akshay: Don't you have new coverage initiation
Shilpa: Have you spoken to your counterparts
BFSI: We met BoB, BoI, CANBK, INDIANB management last month & learnt that NPA's are going to contract from here on though NIM's would be slightly lower by 5-10bps QoQ / YoY.
HoS: What fellas, no new initiating coverage, how do you expect sales to push for business
HoST: Never knew you hallucinated in daytime.
HoS: What do you mean?
HoS to DA: I don't understand whatever you said, just say what to buy, don't torture with data.
DA: Sir, am doing my job, like everyone, if you have complaints, speak to my boss.
HoST: We need someone to clean the mess, just like we have you and your choir boys in sales, we need the DA because whether you like it or not F&O is 5x
HoS to HoST: Is this the way you speak to your senior.
TA: Markets have some more upside left in the coming 3-4 weeks and Nifty can inch another 5-6% from monthly closing levels in the coming month.
Sushmita: Can I have a 1 pager
TA (irritated) to Shahrukh: Stop watching the market cartoon from TV and allow me to complete
TA: As I was saying, It would be good to use 5-6% upward move in Nifty to unwind high beta & move to cash & safety.
Mama: Anything apart from Nifty for clients?
TA: Long MARUTI for this month only and exit the rest of AUTO
TA: Long ITC, HLL, NESTLE for out performance
HoR: Thanks everyone for the inputs, we will share the note with you by evening today.
HoE: I want the dealing team to leave as markets are opening in 5 mins. Rest all can stay back
HoE to HoR: How many new reports are in pipeline this quarter?
How many management meeting and roadshows this month?
What was committed last quarter and delivered?
I need this by next 3 hours. Research can leave, HoR stay back.
HoST: Yes sir.
HoE to HoS: You team has not met a 1 FM from the top 20 clients last month & has only 6 meetings from top 20 clients last quarter & you have the audacity to be condescending.
HoE to Sushmita: Your appointments always gets cancelled or postponed
HoE to Shilpa: Your clients never give you feedback, you copy paste the same feedback across all clients sometimes even forget to change names
Akshay & Suniel: No sir, FM's are busy during market hours.
HoE: they are FM not dealers for God Sake
End of the meeting
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