LOL AYFKM
This is the Vatican vs 4 Olive Gardens
It is a holy site sactified by a 100 year anointment of Old Style, urine, and tears
When it comes to baseball stadiums, I'll take a barn find patina-covered '32 Ford over your stupid soulless Teslas
Are there photos of your stadium where the entire crowd is wearing straw boaters, bowlers, Panamas, and fedoras? If not GTFO 
Oh FFS the fact that it's a dump is literally the reason it is the greatest. I am filled with pride that my son has peed like a Viking into the same troughs as his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather before him
NO DAVE baseball stadiums need bidets, high def Jumbotrons, sushi bars, valet carts from the easy freeway access parking lot, and emersive 3-D video adventure spaces for the kiddies
Wrigley was even better when it was a $2 open air daytime alcoholic flophouse
Still the greatest tirade in the history of sports (audio NSFW)
