Me : It's a virus. There is little point being afraid, just take precautions.
X : I'm not wearing a face mask.
Me : Face masks aren't about protecting you, they're about protecting others. You want to kill others for the sake of seeming macho?
Me : Macho, macho man ... I wanna be a macho man ... macho, macho man ... stop that dancing you sissy boy.
X : Sod off.
Me : Wear a face mask. Protect others. Be human for once. Yo! Hot Damn! What a fabulous window treatment -