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New #DavePoll: for the first time since March 7, 2020, I went to a bar yesterday. How would you describe me?
*not technically a bar, but a brew pub with outdoor seating. Also I wore a mask like a total comsymp pussy
if these early returns hold up, it'll be the first time my "mass murderer" rating has dropped below 10% #fingerscrossed
Remember, there are only 2 valid opinions in contemporary America:

A. if you dare venture out of your indefinite house arrest you are a sociopath grandma murderer

B. if you wear a mask at the grocery store you are a soyboy slave bootlicker to your globalist masters
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