Must not be in one of @100Climbs (excellent) books
Must be great
I must have ridden it as part of a ride from Sheffield
Bonus points for obscurity and unreasonable difficulty.
So here goes:
1.3km 10.9% avg. 15.8% max
There are plenty of great climbs out of the Derwent valley around Crich, but I have a particular soft spot for this one - quiet, some great views, and it's hard from the start. Great name too!
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0.9km 11.3% avg. 15.8% max
I am *not* a big fan of fords, but once you've negotiated the small one at the start of this climb you are rewarded with a vicious little climb that's well worth the effort.
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4.8km 4.4% avg. 14.2% max
The climbs on the other side of the valley in Matlock rightly attract all the attention, but sometimes you want a bit of variety. Salters Lane is a fantastic long voyage up to the top of Bonsall Moor.
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1.1km 7.5% avg. 17.7% max
Neither terribly long nor terribly difficult, this is just a beautiful little climb up a deserted wooded valley.
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1.2km 6.3% avg. 24.2% max(?)
The Via Gellia is a great road to ride, but it's often unpleasantly busy. So one day I explored this tiny side road and it turned out to be an absolute beauty.
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3.5km 5.3% avg. 20.8% max
Much quieter than the B5057, but not *quite* as brutal as Rowsley Bar, this climb still has its moments. Very steep at the start as you leave the village, then a long scenic drag up onto the moor.
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0.9km 8.9% avg. 18.4% max
All roads up to Stanton Moor are great, but I defy you not to fall in love with this one. Steep, tiny and with a series of tight, sinuous bends. An alpine climb in microcosm.
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0.8km 8.3% avg. 11.6% max
Climb away from the picturesque little village of Parwich, then hang a right up a steep little ramp which leads to the top of the hill. There's something oddly charming I can't pin down about this climb.
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0.7km 12.6% avg. 22.1% max
A real bastard among a hotbed of nasty hills out of the Manifold valley. Several hundred metres of sustained steepness from the very start will have you begging for mercy by the time the angle eases.
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4.9km 4.4% avg. 13.9% max(?)
This beautiful road through a tranquil valley suddenly gets nasty when you cross the river and stays that way for uncomfortably long as you climb through the hamlet of Upper Elkstone and beyond.
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2.5km 4.3% avg. 14.7% max
Hidden away down a road to seemingly nowhere, intrepid explorers will be rewarded with a challenging climb (and even rumours of a hairpin). But beware, there may be dragons.
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1.4km 8.9% avg. 14.5% max
While never truly steep, the sustained double-digit gradient on this climb makes it a real challenge, particularly if you're trying to put down a good time. It's also a *great* descent (but be careful!).
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1.5km 8.8% avg. 18.4% max
If you thought that Monsal Head was the hardest way out of this valley then you are in for a treat. Kiss your saddle goodbye as soon as you leave the valley floor - you won't be needing it here.
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1.1km 8.5% avg. 25.7% max
The initial ramp of this climb is reminiscent of the start of Turf Moor in the Yorkshire Dales, only somehow even steeper. Short, but boy does it make you work for it!
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3.3km 6.9% avg. 22.4% max
After a gentle start, this gets very serious very quickly as you pass Roche Grange. You get a slight respite once you meet Roach Road, then the road heads skyward again for a grandstand finish.
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2.1km 7.9% avg. 18.8% max
I first rode this in descent and *knew* I'd have to come back and ride up it. It didn't disappoint. A gentle warm up, then the steep bit hoves into view and it's all in until the village comes into view
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8.5km 3.0% avg. 12.2% max
A climb of two halves. A gorgeous long, gentle ride up a remote valley topped off with a testing climb up to join the last section of the Cat and Fiddle. Absolutely magic.
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4.6km 4.0% avg. 9.4% max
Another incredibly beautiful road up a remote valley (and currently closed to cars). Pick a sunny day and there are few better places to be out riding a bike.
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1.9km 7.8% avg. 18.1% max
An absolute beast. Ride gently away from Coombs village, then as the road bends left the gradient skyrockets and it's an all-out battle for 500m until the road pitches back as the cliff of Castle Naze appear.
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1.8km 4.6% avg. max 23.4% (??)
A glorious discovery on a @VeloViewer tile bagging trip - a stunning ride up a road to nowhere below the Lamaload Reservoir.
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0.8km 8.8% avg. 18.6% max
A mad patchwork of vertical cobbles and concrete in the very centre of Bollington, this amazing little road caught me totally by surprise. Don't think the difficulty is all over once the cobbles end!
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3.2km 6.2% avg. 17.6% max
Finding the start of this is hard, but if you succeed then it's a beauty. Hideously steep at first, then a short descent to the main road before another totally unreasonable stretch, then a long drag to the summit.
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2.1km 6.3% avg. 15.4% max
All four routes up Eccles Pike are great, but the tiny lost valley on the approach from Buxworth really elevates this one. It's a testing climb too.
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1.6km 8.8% avg. 17.5% max
Both road up to the south end of Over Hill Road are great climbs, but the western approach has an appealing directness to it. Also, the steepest bit is where it should be, right at the top.
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1.3km 7.3% avg. 23.6% max
If you thought Alto de los Muchachos looked good on last year's Vuelta, then rejoice, for here is Manchester's own version. Ridiculously steep and with a truly ridiculous concrete surface. Brilliant stuff.
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And around Sheffield:
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So any suggestions for themes would be welcome.
Quite a few nasties around Huddersfield...