Or, rent the entire Wisconsin Dells for the summer and not have to be around a bunch of Hamptons assholes
Seriously, why would you waste a summer around a bunch of pretentious social climber gasbags pretending to be in a Ralph Lauren ad, when you could have Duck Tours, go-kart tracks, the Tommy Bartlett Ski Show, and belly flop contests
Every time I see some NY Times style piece about these horrifyingly boring East Coast vacation spots like the Hamptons or Martha's Vineyard, I'm like jfc have any of these people experienced actual fun in their entire lives
I can't believe I have to point this out, but:
Coney Island >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hamptons
Coney Island >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hamptons
Say what you want about the Texas Hamptons, but you're not going to be bored
