Thread by @justice_arman

TOUR GUIDE: welcome to Baldur's Gate, the city of blood!

GNOME: did he just say blood

ROGUE: shh pay attention

GUIDE: those are the docks! mind the fog

GNOME: wait why

DM: some fog clears, revealing a fresh stab victim

GNOME:

GUIDE: [steps over body]
GUIDE: moving on
#dnd

TOUR GUIDE: and that little neighborhood over there is called Brampton!

ROGUE: who's that guy with the net?

TOUR GUIDE: oh! it look's like one of our resident rat catchers, Whaul Nightley

GNOME: that's a big-ass net

TOUR GUIDE: you're in for a real treat

#dnd

ROGUE: it looks like he's having trouble

TOUR GUIDE: i agree

GNOME: should we... help him?

TOUR GUIDE: no no

TOUR GUIDE: it's best to enjoy the sights of Brampton at a safe distance

GNOME: uh

TOUR GUIDE: it's certainly a struggle now!

#dnd

BRAMPTON RESIDENT: i'll give you 3:1 odds in favor of the rat catcher

TOUR GUIDE: oh! hello there

ROGUE: 5 gp on the rat

GNOME: what are you doing??

ROGUE: i'm about to turn that chump change into this month's rent

#dnd

DM: the rat and Whaul go at it for a rew rounds

DM: [rolls dice]

DM: eventually, the rat gets the best of the rat catcher, dragging the corpse into a nearby sewer pipe

ROGUE: see what'd I tell you

GNOME: i feel dirty

#dnd

ROGUE: alright, time to get paid

ROGUE: wait, where'd she go

TOUR GUIDE: it looks like you got the ole Brampton Switcharoo! try not to get distracted by the sights and smells along the way

ROGUE: whoa what the hell

TOUR GUIDE: moving on

#dnd

TOUR GUIDE: and now for the next part of our tour

ROGUE: this a dead end

TOUR GUIDE: indeed it is!
TOUR GUIDE: [pulls out a knife]
TOUR GUIDE: for you

DM: multiple tour guides emerge from the alleyways, holding brochures and spiked flails

ROGUE: now i feel dirty

#dnd