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This young person who works in an company had to submit a report to his boss. He worked hard, day and night for a week, prepared the report and submitted it to his boss.

1/n
He went to office only to find a copy of the report marked in red, all over. The boss came to his desk and went batshit.

"Is THIS how you work? THIS? So many mistakes! Is this why we pay you your salary?" screamed boss.

Person said, "Sorry sir I'll fix it. Give me a day."

2/n
Young person burnt the midnight oil and fixed the report and submitted it early in the morning before going to work.

When he came to office something strange happened. He saw a cup of hot piping tea on his desk with a note, "Take this sir! You're awesome!"

3/n
A few minutes later, boss came and handed him a plate of Idlis. "Here! Take this! It's hot! Eat it sir!"

Person is damn confused... "But sir... the report?"

"Arre forget the report," said the boss. "Let me pour you some chutney and sambar to go with this! EAT!"

4/n
Next day, person comes in and boss is standing ready, with a wide smile on his face.

"Did you read the report sir?"

"Forget the report, do you want a foot massage?"

Employee is SO confused. "OK?"

Boss gets under his desk and starts massaging his feet.

5/n
This goes on for days. Employee gets used to being pampered by the boss. He doesn't understand what is happening but hey, he's now getting paid for free and getting foot massages!

Life is good.

Turns out, boss has been doing this to all employees. ALL of them.

6/n
No reports are demanded.

No work happens.

Only major pampering and praise is showered on employees.

Boss still doesn't blame any employees and keeps telling them they're amazing.

Result: Company goes under.

7/n
Now...

Replace the boss with yourself, the citizen.

Replace the employees with the government and our elected leaders.

Be a boss. Not an ego massager.

Ask the govt to get some bloody work done.

8/8
So tired of citizens praising elected representatives & govt officials for no reason. All of whom pay taxes, which pays their salaries, BTW.

Get some self-confidence and understand that citizens are the bosses and those in govt are sevaks.

Be a boss & make em work. Pls.
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