Thread by @parixit111

Open Thread to Babaji @yogrishiramdev !

The Pandora of standard bu$iness mistakes committed by your #Patanajli in branding, marketing, endorsing, 'settings' and overall launching of the new & 'now' controversial medicine #Coronil & #SwasariVati.

Read On... Babaji..

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1. Hype: First of all, Babaji, your R&D was working on the most need-of-the-hour medicine but you miserably failed to create that much needed big bang hype like 'The wait is over.. Coming soon.. Trial Success' buzzing all channels everyday by at least 02 months in advance.

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2. Marketing: You cant afford to launch something related to COVID w/out publishing white paper by 'White Skin' researcher, w/out endorsement by Dr. Trehan, Virushka, or testimony frm Tom Hanks on Covid exprnc. & No +ive trial on any celeb? Wat made u think ppl wud believe u?
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3. Bond:The launch was immediately fad away due to 'communication gap' with Ayush Min. You clearly failed to stitch nexus between govt, gymkhana, couple of big pharmas, drug approval body. You probably have thought to enjoy the 'credit' alone, which actually backfired Babaji.
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4. De-links:Poor observant Babaji, didn't learn the lesson. Sanjivani booti- HCQ, FDA (read Trump) approved, only after few weeks, the moment Gilead (patent holder), claimed the real booti is here-Remdesivir, The real Donald Trump said 'promising' & the game changed ovrnight!
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5. $cience: What is this 'Ayurved' thing Babaji? A bloody virus, claimed billions of ...dollars & you think this 5K yrs old 'Science of Healing' is the answer of the most difficult question in the world? At least project it as hybrid with allopathy. TRUST, whr it comes.

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6. Brand: "Coronil; Swasari Vati". Seriously? The most wanted medi which Pakistan couldn't even ask bcz of it's spelling & u r naming ur medi like Dantkanti toothpaste? What's wrong with you? Do you guys hire a brand mgr? Honestly, which one ppl wud believe as C19 medi?
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7. Launch: Look at this Babaji, how a product which is going to change the world, is launched. Does it buzz something? Where is the "appealing" factor? Big flashy screen remote controlled presentation? Phew!!

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8. Bu$iness: Babaji, pharmaceutical is gold mine. $1.25tn industry world wide, almost half of India's GDP. Billions are on stake. What are you upto? Who is your PR? Even a 'good' interview by Rajdeep with a retired FDA officer or ex-Gilead scientist would have done wonder.

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9. Color: Last not least, there is lot to do with dorning typical RWs Bhagva all time Babaji. Sometime you should switch to dark color pashmina. If not FDA, your medi would have guaranteed approval from WHO. This would have kept all 'wingers' buy-in.

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Babaji, this is my personal belief, despite all these goof-ups, ppl who are making fun wud be the 1st one to rush to get one, if (god forbid) something happens. History is evident we need lil jerk to feel power of our ancient science :)

Thanks for ur understanding Babaji.

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