Thread by @MsEntropy

Cleaning out my office, and the pile of weird shit students leave for me deserves its own Twitter thread.

Yes, why yes - that IS a photoshopped image of me as a Jesus riding a dinosaur. Monsters.

I miss them already.

Please note also (for the record):

“Live. Love. Anthrax.”

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Middle East politics memes

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Useful nicknames - like “Professor Queen of Thorns”

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Original artwork

(Not a perv; he fused Courbet’s “La Source” with Egypt, “mother of the world” in a critique of patriarchy)

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Sarcastic needle points.

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Notes to cheer me up when I’m stressed.

(Sarcastic fuckers)

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Print outs of my own Tweets - just to let me know they successfully stalked me.

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Print outs of my own Tweets...

To call me out for subtweeting them

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(Yes. Yes, I did once do an extensive thread of Academic Kanye Tweets. I can admit that.

https://twitter.com/MsEntropy/status/991525062590246912

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Incredibly thoughtful gifts that make me cry quietly when they’re not around to see it.

GOTTA SAVE THAT REP.

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More gratitude and honor than I will ever, ever, ever deserve.

Academia, you suck - but I’m not giving up without a fight. Because: my students.

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Updates about their lives, even when I’m no longer their professor.

COVID edition:

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Updates about their lives, even when I’m no longer their professor.

Parental conflict edition:

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Their thoughts on the leader of Atomwaffen going to prison (and also furries)

(Don’t ask me how the Hamas-themed furry thing fits in with a Nazi group because I have no answer for you)

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