so stardust was what i thought the princess bride was lol, with a lady who came down on a meteor. That's all i know. I assume she's the... star B)
as always, i am pleading with the deities for NO aliens NO dead-things-which-are-moving and NO spiders
i beg of ye, o film
go on dunstan you're faster than him YESSSS DUNSTAN IS FREE!!! Free to run... in the wood!
okay we got a magical village of Stormhold then
THE OLD DUDE WAS JUDGING HIM BUT HONESTLY, SAME
DUNSTAN! NO CONDOM??? YOU FOOL.
i don't suppose tristan and humphrey end up together but one can dream
excuse me what sort of WILDCARD person likes champagne from the first sip
"All the way to Ipswitch" LMAO
PRIMUS WHAT THE HECK
DEFINITELY BROTHER KILLERS, BYE BYE SECUNDUS CANNAE BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THE WINDOW TRICK
good to know horny-foolishness runs in the family
THE STAR IS ALSO
WHO MIGHT BECOME A STAR AGAIN??? We might have Yue situation here pals
also UH OH what's left of the last star???
you about to succ some star soul, sister???
SHE'S GONNA MUNCH... SHE'S GONNA CRUNCH...
HE HAS BEATEN THIS CHILD UP WITH NO REMORSE
TRISTAN THE WALL ISN'T EVEN THAT HIGH JUST CLIMB OVER IT AT ANOTHER BIT
we just got a whole lot of people searching for the Same Things huh
also yes, okay, fine, septimus is kind of hot, jeez.
god what a fool
PRIMUS YOU ARE A GOOD MAN I HOPE YOU GET TO BE KING IF WE MUST HAVE A MONARCHY
OH WAIT, THE PRINCE AND ALSO TRISTAN ARE HERE
COME ON DUDE SEE THE NECKLACE IT'S RIGHT THERE
is there gonna be like an assault scene here because let me tell you i did not have that on my cards
also bye tristan hope you can fly????
is this man brendon urie??? did he ever do acting?!?! LONG HAIR IS VERY GOOD THO
(maybe this is better explained in the book???)
THE WORST POOR YVAINE
I'd say I hope she meets some more nice guys who don't start out by capturing her but she is going to England so...
"we always knew you were a whoopsie"
god, yvaine's really getting the full woman treatment, now it's like She Doesn't Exist!!!
ALSO YOU'VE MET LITERALLY LIKE 3 GUYS AND NONE OF THEM HAVE BEEN STELLAR (ha!) EXAMPLES
STOP KISSING NOW PLEASE YOU'RE BEING WATCHED BY GHOSTS
GODDAMN YVAINE YOU CANNOT CATCH A BREAK HUH
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HOW DID SEPTIMUS BEAT TRISTAN THO LMAO
THAT'S UNCLE SEPTIMUS NOW, BUDDY
YES RELEASE THE BEASTS TRISTAN
FUCK YEAH TRISTAN
NOT THAT IT LETS YOU DODGE FLYING POTS THO LMAO
MAKING THE BOY KILL HIS DEAD UNCLE
WILY WITCH!!!! She got me omg i was like "AWWW POOR HER" fkjfdkjdf
YEAAAHHH IT WENT RED
HE'S THE KING NOW BABY
WELL. That was an experience and a half!!! Were there any famous people in it??? i didn't recognise a single person lmao!!!
THANK YOU ALL FOR THE RECOMMENDATION AND FOR FOLLOWING ALONG!