Tonight on #YubiViews we tackle Jurassic Park. It's old. It's a classic. It's gonna be goddamn terrifying. What do I know abt Jurassic Park? Well:
1) Dinosaurs. I fuckin HATE dinosaurs. I'm terrified of them.
2) A park. Parks are fine. Unless they're filled with dinosaurs.
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1) Dinosaurs. I fuckin HATE dinosaurs. I'm terrified of them.
2) A park. Parks are fine. Unless they're filled with dinosaurs.
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3) I'm gonna out on a limb here and say People Realise A Park Full Of Dinosaurs Is A Bad Idea. A dino probably eats someone. Whoever the kind of edgy sad man with a badboy style is will be the one who dies. Probably by dino. Rip in pieces in advance.
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4) I'm 99.9% sure a T-Rex is in it. I think also a... diplodunkas? long neck one? Also probably velocoraptors. Hate them.
5) WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BRING DINOS BACK TO LIFE I HOPE THIS IS QUESTIONED.
... idk anything else. Dinos, it's bad, we kill all of them?
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5) WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BRING DINOS BACK TO LIFE I HOPE THIS IS QUESTIONED.
... idk anything else. Dinos, it's bad, we kill all of them?
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Hey also real quick don't spam me with links to dinosaurs okay I HATE THEM, THEY SCARE ME.
Let's dive in!
(If there's a water dino i will Shit Myself btw so)
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Let's dive in!
(If there's a water dino i will Shit Myself btw so)
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oh the box is making a terrible noise oh no
THIS IS VERY SCARY ALREADY
also if you need this many men with guns for 1 dino I THINK YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR PARK TO BE HONEST!!!!
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THIS IS VERY SCARY ALREADY
also if you need this many men with guns for 1 dino I THINK YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR PARK TO BE HONEST!!!!
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JOPHREY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GONE SO SOON RIP MY DUDE THIS IS TERRIBLE I'M SO SORRY
SHOOT THE DINO!!!
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GONE SO SOON RIP MY DUDE THIS IS TERRIBLE I'M SO SORRY
SHOOT THE DINO!!!
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jophrey we barely knew ye
now this inspector is a man here for the right reasons (park is unsafe) and the wrong motive (investors don't like losing money).
Right now he has a 8/10 probability to get monched. Man who isn't indiana jones idk if you'll make it...
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now this inspector is a man here for the right reasons (park is unsafe) and the wrong motive (investors don't like losing money).
Right now he has a 8/10 probability to get monched. Man who isn't indiana jones idk if you'll make it...
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listen... why u gotta dig the bones... why can't u just leave them in the ground... they like it in there...
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Okay so we got Dr Grant and a lady and a child with some sass.
And we're getting a dino lecture about how Velociraptors murder you that's neat i hope to fuck this isn't foreshadowing or anything -sob-
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And we're getting a dino lecture about how Velociraptors murder you that's neat i hope to fuck this isn't foreshadowing or anything -sob-
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i will never refer to this man by his actual name but i do know now the lady is called Dr Sattler so we're doing well
this is their Dino Sugar Daddy tho i guess???
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this is their Dino Sugar Daddy tho i guess???
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Dino Attenborough has big bucks huh okay well i hope you've got strong shoulders to carry the weight of your TOMFOOLERY. you fucking FOLLY. against GOD. for making DINOSAURS AGAIN. hope you got BIG ARM MUSCLES, DINO ATTENBOROUGH.
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WAIT HOLD ON I KNOW THIS MAN IN A SHIRT
HOLD THE FUCK ON
HE SAYS NO ONE CARES ABOUT SOMETHING
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FROM JURASSIC PARK WHAT THE FUCK??????
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HOLD THE FUCK ON
HE SAYS NO ONE CARES ABOUT SOMETHING
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FROM JURASSIC PARK WHAT THE FUCK??????
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK
that's amazing i love that
also it is a nice hat
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that's amazing i love that
also it is a nice hat
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Oh my god he's fuckin over the MOON about stealing some dino gunk huh
i think this man gets fucking ATE tbh
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i think this man gets fucking ATE tbh
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who the fuck is THIS hot piece of ass who is INEVITABLY going to die because he's ALREADY my fave
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THAT'S A BIG FENCE
AND A GOOD INDICATION YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DINOS IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU NEED A FENCE WITH 10K VOLTS IN IT HUH
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AND A GOOD INDICATION YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DINOS IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU NEED A FENCE WITH 10K VOLTS IN IT HUH
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WHAT THE FUUUCK THAT'S A HUGE DINO WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKS SO REAL HOW OLD IS THIS FILM
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"You did it. Crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
THAT'S A VERY FAMOUS LINE AND IT'S FROM JURASSIC PARK HUH OKAY I AM LEARNING A LOT TODAY
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THAT'S A VERY FAMOUS LINE AND IT'S FROM JURASSIC PARK HUH OKAY I AM LEARNING A LOT TODAY
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SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKS SO REAL
IF I WAS SEEING THIS IN A CINEMA I'D PEE MY PANTS WHAT THE FUCK
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IF I WAS SEEING THIS IN A CINEMA I'D PEE MY PANTS WHAT THE FUCK
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oh no i hate it on two legs
"we're gonna make a fortune with this place" YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A... KILLING.
BA-DUM TSH....
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"we're gonna make a fortune with this place" YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A... KILLING.
BA-DUM TSH....
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OH THIS IS VERY FAMOUS MUSIC I KNOW THIS MUSIC!!!! THIS IS JURASSIC PARK THEME???? I KNOW IT!!!!
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i don't even like the bone dinos let alone the real ones but my god i wish there were only bone dinos
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hey asking for a friend... does malcom end up in an OT3 with dr grant and dr sattler.... because that's uh... you know.... very good...
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oh my god they got blood from the INSIDES OF MOSQUITOS
that... that's fuckin... WILD??? how can you do that!?
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that... that's fuckin... WILD??? how can you do that!?
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.............. I MEAN I KNOW YOU CAN'T REALLY DO THIS. I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE MOVIE. NOPE. I KNOW YOU COULDN'T DO THIS. 😓
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to quote our old friend iago montana, "i don't think that means what you think it means"
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alright we're in the lab now, dr grant (who is maybe hugo weaving??? is that hugo weaving???) needs to see the eggs i guess
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-lowers cow into leafy plants-
-silence-
-dino screams and rustling leaves-
i am in hell this is TERRIFYING
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-silence-
-dino screams and rustling leaves-
i am in hell this is TERRIFYING
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'cheetah speed'
'astonishing jumpers'
'show extreme intelligence including problem solving'
you made giant lizards who can run a billion miles per hour, do a 15ft vertical leap, and are clever.
WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????
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'astonishing jumpers'
'show extreme intelligence including problem solving'
you made giant lizards who can run a billion miles per hour, do a 15ft vertical leap, and are clever.
WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????
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THEY WERE TESTING THE FENCES FOR WEAKNESSES. SYSTEMATICALLY.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!! I'M ANGRY ABOUT THIS PARK!!!!!
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!! I'M ANGRY ABOUT THIS PARK!!!!!
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what's that old saying "just because you could do it doesn't mean you should" or something like I FEEL LIKE THIS APPLIES TO THIS EXACT SITUATION YOU HAVE ON YOUR HANDS HERE FRIENDS
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oh good they also remember shit
you piss off a velociraptor once and that bastard will jump a wall to eat your face
GREAT
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you piss off a velociraptor once and that bastard will jump a wall to eat your face
GREAT
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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
NO??????????? WHAT HTE FUCK THAT SAYING IS *FROM THIS MOVIE*?!!?
I FUCKING 'THAT'S ROUGH BUDDY'D IT OH MY GOD HOW DOES TIHS KEEP HAPPENING DSKJDSKJDKSJ
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
NO??????????? WHAT HTE FUCK THAT SAYING IS *FROM THIS MOVIE*?!!?
I FUCKING 'THAT'S ROUGH BUDDY'D IT OH MY GOD HOW DOES TIHS KEEP HAPPENING DSKJDSKJDKSJ
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I'M FUCKIN SHOOK I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CONDORS DINO ATTENBOROUGH
YEAH MAN DINOS HAD THEIR SHOT PUT THEM BACK IN THE GROUND
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YEAH MAN DINOS HAD THEIR SHOT PUT THEM BACK IN THE GROUND
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yeah get rekd dino attenborough you fucked up put the dinos back where they came from or so help me god
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hey real quick if the electric cars only run on a track and velociraptors are smart THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING ALSO YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE CARS
THIS SEEMS NOT GOOD ACTUALLY
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THIS SEEMS NOT GOOD ACTUALLY
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The End and everyone was happy and life was good and no dinos went wild and we put all the dinos back in the ground.
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ITEM 151 ON THE GLITCH LIST? THAT'S A LOT OF GLITCHES FOR A PARK WITH 15FT VERTICAL LEAP DINOS
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i like this park where none of the dinos are appearing
maybe they all died already and we can just leave
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maybe they all died already and we can just leave
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"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs eat men. Women inherits the earth."
LMFAOOOOOO I LIKE YOUR LINE OF THOUGHT DOCTOR
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"Dinosaurs eat men. Women inherits the earth."
LMFAOOOOOO I LIKE YOUR LINE OF THOUGHT DOCTOR
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i'm so annoyed about how into malcom i am despite his Unbearably Clever Theories On Chaos Theory
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hey malcom, dino attenborough already said no unauthorised breeding in jurassic park keep it in your pants, man
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I HATE HOW INSURANCE MAN IS ME
"Does anyone else think we shouldn't be out here?!"
YES. YES I DO.
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"Does anyone else think we shouldn't be out here?!"
YES. YES I DO.
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MOVE AWAY FROM IT OH MY GOD
IT LOOKS SO FUCKIN REAL I HATE IT OH MY GOD HOWWWWW
HOW DID THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO REAL
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IT LOOKS SO FUCKIN REAL I HATE IT OH MY GOD HOWWWWW
HOW DID THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO REAL
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oh no it's like horses when they eat a bad plant she ate a bad flower
god are we really getting into their poop this is too much dino info for me
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god are we really getting into their poop this is too much dino info for me
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malcom has three kids and is 'occasionally' married lmfao oh my god u reprobate
what even is his job why is he here??? did they explain that to us??? did i miss that??????
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what even is his job why is he here??? did they explain that to us??? did i miss that??????
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LMAO MALCOM ASKING IF DR SATTLER IS AVAILABLE
"Why?"
WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT GRANT????? i think we got some unauthorised breeding thoughts happening.
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"Why?"
WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT GRANT????? i think we got some unauthorised breeding thoughts happening.
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oh no it's dark it's raining we're by the t-rex and the fences have failed oh no i hate this i'm scared
blease no dinos bLEASE NO DINOS
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blease no dinos bLEASE NO DINOS
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"I'M not scared, I didn't say I was scared."
"I know. I didn't say you were..."
dfjkfkjdfkjdf
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"I know. I didn't say you were..."
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DON'T LIKE THE NIGHTVISION GOGGLES YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOMETHING IN THE DARK U DON'T WANNA SEE
DARK IS THERE TO PROTECT US FROM SEEING THE SCARY STUFF
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DARK IS THERE TO PROTECT US FROM SEEING THE SCARY STUFF
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NO DON'T GET OUT THE CAR I'M LIKE 80% SURE GRANT SAID THEY WORK ON MOVEMENT SHE'S GONNA SEE YOU SHE'S GONNA SEE YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LIKES TO HUNT!!!! WEREN'T YOU LISTENING YOU FUCKIN BELLEND!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!
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OHHHH I HATE THE NOISES IT MAKES
YES GRANT IS SAYING TO KEEP STILL
KIDS STOP WRIGGLING OH MY GOD
TURN THE LIGHT OFF TURN IT OFF
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YES GRANT IS SAYING TO KEEP STILL
KIDS STOP WRIGGLING OH MY GOD
TURN THE LIGHT OFF TURN IT OFF
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WHY DID YOU SLAM THE DOOR IN ITS FACE OH MY GOD NO
OH MY GOD IT'S SO REAL HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MAKE IT SO REAL I'M HAVING GODDAMN PALPITATIONS RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST
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OH MY GOD IT'S SO REAL HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MAKE IT SO REAL I'M HAVING GODDAMN PALPITATIONS RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST
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OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA EAT THE KIDS IT'S ACTUALLY GOING TO EAT THEM OH NO OHJ NO!!!!!!
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THESE POOR BABIES THESE POOR LITTLE BABIES FOR FUCK'S SAKE SOMEONE SAVE THEM PLEASE
I'M GONNA CRY
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I'M GONNA CRY
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YES DR GRANT YES GO SAVE THE BABIES SAVE THEM
YES MALCOM BUT ALSO NO MALCOM DON'T GET EATEN AUUGUGHHHG
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YES MALCOM BUT ALSO NO MALCOM DON'T GET EATEN AUUGUGHHHG
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FIRST BLOOD OH GOD WHAT A TERRIBLE WAY TO GO
I'M SO SORRY INSPECTOR MAN
FUCK!!! RIP!!!!!!!!
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I'M SO SORRY INSPECTOR MAN
FUCK!!! RIP!!!!!!!!
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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TERRIFYING HOW DID THEY MAKE THE T-REX SO REAL HOW IS THERE THIS MUCH PERIL HAPPENING RIGHT NOW THIS IS AWFUL
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"we need dennis to get the systems back online"
-cuts to dennis crashing his car-
RUH ROH SCOOB
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-cuts to dennis crashing his car-
RUH ROH SCOOB
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I FEEL LIKE THIS IS RICH COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO'S THEMATICALLY ALSO ABOUT TO BE EXTINCT
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the only good thing that's happened in this film so far, we've lost the goddamn cannister from hell
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the spunk can has been buried... i hope forever...
also 10/10 for showing lex having a panic attack because Yeah but also THIS POOR ANGEL
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also 10/10 for showing lex having a panic attack because Yeah but also THIS POOR ANGEL
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ALSO HEY THESE KIDS ARE GOOD ACTORS AND I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THIS MOVIE WAS NICE TO THEM BECAUSE THEY LOOK FOR REAL TERRIFIED
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HFDLJSAJDHSADHAKJSDKJS TIM!!!!!!!!!!
TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i hate in movies when they turn from last names to first names because i get so lost for who's who like who tf is iain
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the only good thing about this entire movie
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love the irony of grant being with the kids and having to be Nice and Kind to them (which he's good at) and caring for them, but also love to see kids being treated like kids and he's empathetic they're scared??? it's good actually i like it
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whoops had a small techno-hiccup but i'm back i'm loaded but i am gonna take a quick 5 minutes because honestly? pals? the t-rex?
it scared me so much i need to pee. for real. so brb.
(cheeky dropping a link in the middle pls forgive)
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it scared me so much i need to pee. for real. so brb.
(cheeky dropping a link in the middle pls forgive)
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I'M BACK
okay now we're tree climbing again...
fun fact i once got stuck in a tree for 4 hours and my dad had to come rescue me bcs he spotted me when he was driving home from work
thanks dad
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okay now we're tree climbing again...
fun fact i once got stuck in a tree for 4 hours and my dad had to come rescue me bcs he spotted me when he was driving home from work
thanks dad
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YEAH EXACTLY
THEY MIGHT BE HERBAVORES BUT THEY AIN'T GONNA KNOW A HAND FROM THE LEAF IN THE DARK!! LIKE HORSES!!! THEY DON'T EAT FLESH BUT THEY STILL BITE!!!!
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THEY MIGHT BE HERBAVORES BUT THEY AIN'T GONNA KNOW A HAND FROM THE LEAF IN THE DARK!! LIKE HORSES!!! THEY DON'T EAT FLESH BUT THEY STILL BITE!!!!
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oh don't get out the velociraptor claw please i can't deal with that foreshadowing please
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Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Malcom: Idk, what do you call a blind dinosaur?
Tim: A 'do-you-think-he-saw-us'.
DFKJKADKJS LMFAOOOO GOOD JOKE
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Malcom: Idk, what do you call a blind dinosaur?
Tim: A 'do-you-think-he-saw-us'.
DFKJKADKJS LMFAOOOO GOOD JOKE
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DO YOU THINK HE SAW US REX DFJKFDKJD amazing
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-clutches heart- him staying awake all night... oh no... that's too cute... i'm gonna cry...
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... he's scottish!?!?! I AM ASHAMED. DINO ATTENBOROUGH YOU'VE BROUGHT SHAME TO OUR LANDS.
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oh i hate it
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LESS SCARY BUT I'M DEEPLY SCARED BY IT
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I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LESS SCARY BUT I'M DEEPLY SCARED BY IT
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"She'll sit in her room, never come out, and play on her computer."
HOL' UP TIM WE NEED A COMPUTER PERSON
IS LEX A HACKER
LEX CAN YOU HACK
ARE YOU HACKER VOICE I'M IN LEX
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HOL' UP TIM WE NEED A COMPUTER PERSON
IS LEX A HACKER
LEX CAN YOU HACK
ARE YOU HACKER VOICE I'M IN LEX
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jeSUS CHRIST I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS VISION OF LOVELINESS IN FRONT OF ME
holy wow. that's... wow.
that's uh... yeah. wow.
what a shot. wowie.
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holy wow. that's... wow.
that's uh... yeah. wow.
what a shot. wowie.
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OH NO NOW YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH THE PARK TO TURN ON THE BREAKERS???? THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA
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"Just like a flock of birds evading a predator"
-Truck Sheppard Voice- UH OH!!! OH NO. UH OH!!! WHUH-OH. OOPS. UH OH!!!!
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-Truck Sheppard Voice- UH OH!!! OH NO. UH OH!!! WHUH-OH. OOPS. UH OH!!!!
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wait what the fuck excuse me? what? what the fuck??? there's no fucking way Pirates of the Caribbean came out before Jurassic park?! I thought this film was from the 80s and PotC was from like 2000s? what???
what the fuck??????
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what the fuck??????
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i don't know how effective guns are against dinosaurs but i guess the old 'if it bleeds you can kill it' theory should apply here
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very much appreciating that no one has changed their outfits or hats because so far i still know who everyone is and honestly? this is a first for these live-views.
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GENUINELY AS SOON AS I FUCKING TYPED THAT RAPTOR-MAN TOOK HIS HAT OFF FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!
it's okay i know his outfit we're gucci
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it's okay i know his outfit we're gucci
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oh he put it back on thank you
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UH HOLD ON SHE'S ABOUT TO TURN THE POWER ON AND WE'RE ABOUT TO BE TOUCHING 10K VOLT FENCES
GOD I HOPE THE POWER IS OFF
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GOD I HOPE THE POWER IS OFF
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OH GOD SATTLER DON'T FUCKING FRY THEM OH MY GOD OH NO!!!!
NO!!!! THIS IS SO TERRIBLE OH MY GOD!!!!! NO DON'T TAKE YOUR TIME!!!! HURRY!!!!
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NO!!!! THIS IS SO TERRIBLE OH MY GOD!!!!! NO DON'T TAKE YOUR TIME!!!! HURRY!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DID THEY JUST KILL TIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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DID THEY JUST KILL TIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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DFAJHKDFHKJDSHLKJDSJHLKDHSKJ
OH MY GOD THE RAPTOR I JUST SHRIEKED I FUCKING SHIT MY PANTS WHAT THE FUCK IT JUST LEAPT OUT BEHIND HER HOLY FUCK I'M DEAD
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OH MY GOD THE RAPTOR I JUST SHRIEKED I FUCKING SHIT MY PANTS WHAT THE FUCK IT JUST LEAPT OUT BEHIND HER HOLY FUCK I'M DEAD
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hOLY FUCK IT'S JUST HIS ARM OH MY GOS WHAT THE FUCK I'M SCREAMING THIS WENT SO HARD SO QUICK
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DJKSDKJSDKJSDKJ "CLEVER GIRL" IS FROM JURASSIC PARK !?!??!? OH MY GOD LMFAO WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TODAY WITH THIS FILM
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"You're sure the third one's contained?"
"Yes. Unless they figure out how to open doors."
-smash cut to:-
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"Yes. Unless they figure out how to open doors."
-smash cut to:-
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HOW ARE THEY MOVING SO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK
ARE THEY CGI??? I AM NOTORIOUSLY BAD FOR NOT BEING ABOUT TO TELL WHEN SOMETHING IS CGI BUT HOT DAMN
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ARE THEY CGI??? I AM NOTORIOUSLY BAD FOR NOT BEING ABOUT TO TELL WHEN SOMETHING IS CGI BUT HOT DAMN
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LEX YOU CAN DO IT!!! YES!!!! YOU'RE A GENIUS LEX YOU'RE THE SAVIOUR HERE!!!!! YOU'RE THE BEST ONE!!!!!
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OH NO HOW IS IT GETTING THROUGH THE GLASS THIS THING IS FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE JESUS CHRIST
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OH MY GOD THEY'RE SURROUNDED
DO THEY ALL DIE
JESUS CHRIST WHY COULDN'T THE RAPTORS GO HUNT SOMETHING ELSE THIS IS AWFUL I HATE THIS
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DO THEY ALL DIE
JESUS CHRIST WHY COULDN'T THE RAPTORS GO HUNT SOMETHING ELSE THIS IS AWFUL I HATE THIS
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i absolutely love how malcom was Entirely Useless and was just there to look hot and be a bit of a snarky edgelord the whole time
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fucking suffer under the crushing weight of your failed ambition, dino attenborough
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Oh shit!!! This guy made it!
ALSO IT'S THE END! AUGH! GOD IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. IT WAS SO REAL! AMAZING.
I WAS TERRIFIED. I LOVED IT. FUCKING AMAZING FILM. 10 DINOS OUTTA 10.
Thank you all for joining me!!! Until next time!
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ALSO IT'S THE END! AUGH! GOD IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. IT WAS SO REAL! AMAZING.
I WAS TERRIFIED. I LOVED IT. FUCKING AMAZING FILM. 10 DINOS OUTTA 10.
Thank you all for joining me!!! Until next time!
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WAIT WHO WAS JEFF GOLDBLUM I KNOW WHAT MAN'S NAME
WAS HE THE HOT ONE
WAS THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM
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WAS HE THE HOT ONE
WAS THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM
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YO WAIT EXTREMELY WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT IN THE ACUTAL
FUCK????????
WHAT IN THE ACUTAL
FUCK????????
