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Driver:
Me to the person beside me: Abi this driver dey ment?!
Driver looking back: Your Fada! Scorpion collect him phone!!
Me:
Scorpion: bring your phone!
Me: please bros, i be your younger brother....no do me like this!😭
S: you want make i give you short sleeve?
M: No! No!! Take...take..take!!!😭
The guy sitting next to me help my wrist in a vice like grip and held a pocket knife in his other hand.
I handed the NGN500 to scorpion
S: Be like say short sleeve dey hungry you abi! Where the remaining money?
M: oga abeg i be student! I no get money
I told him. He unlocked my banking app but was greeted by cobwebs and dust!
Scorpion livid: Bad market! Chai!!
Driver: wetin happen?!
D: Mess up! Scorpion, why bad luck dey always follow you?
I received 2 more deafening slaps from the guy beside me then he proceeded to bite me (maybe he thought i was cake 🙄)
S to the driver: wetin we go do now?
D: collect him cloth & shoes
The phone and clothes didn't really pain me, what is giving me sleepless nights now is my dad's shoes that i lost! He's coming back in a week and i know he can kill my body and my spirit! 😭
I also hear she likes guys in the diaspora 😏