I had finally gotten a job with a Top microfinance bank on the island after every inch of Lagos had kissed the sole of my shoes from relentless job hunting for 3 years.
I resumed work & to my delight there were so many beautiful women in all shapes and sizes! 😍
2 of them stood out though. Amaka from HR & Sade my direct boss.
Amaka. Oh Amaka. 😥 Amaka had beauty that didn't even make sense! Like how could someone be so perfect?
2 of them stood out though. Amaka from HR & Sade my direct boss.
Amaka. Oh Amaka. 😥 Amaka had beauty that didn't even make sense! Like how could someone be so perfect?
Her face & body seemed to have been chiseled out by the best Greek sculptors such that nothing needed to be added or removed! Her skin tone reminded me of caramel glazed donuts & her voice was melodiously sweet! Just one look at her & I 'fell' pregnant!
Now to Sade... Sade looks like she was the inspiration behind the "Hot girl summer" song & has a hip to waist ratio that even South African women would be jealous of! She could waltz into any room & effortlessly be the most beautiful woman in it. 😍
She is so poised that she personifies sophistication & her skin is like smooth, dark chocolate! She was definitely my spec but sadly she was a decade too old! 
There was a big problem though, nobody at work even noticed me!
Intelligent me! Fine boy no pimples me! Pseudo American accent speaking me! Hardworking me!
Haba! 😭
It got so bad that Sade got security to throw me out of the office last week because she couldn't remember me!
Intelligent me! Fine boy no pimples me! Pseudo American accent speaking me! Hardworking me!
Haba! 😭
It got so bad that Sade got security to throw me out of the office last week because she couldn't remember me!
I took to @Twitter to drown my pains & stumbled on @themancaveng Where I ordered a bottle of Invictus by Paco Rabanne. To my utmost surprise, I got it the next day & the service was impeccable!
I sprayed just a little today on my way to work & guess what? Sade who normally doesn't notice me in my corner for 'castaways' walked by my table & ignored my greetings as usual but the weirdest thing happened! After taking like 5 steps from my table she stopped like she was in a
Trance & retraced her steps to my table with a beautiful smile.
Sade: Good morning... What's that your name again?
Me: Tunde... Tunde Amoussa, Ma.
Sade in a hushed tone: Come see me in my office later when you're free.
Me trembling with fear: Ok ma!
She winked at me with a
Sade: Good morning... What's that your name again?
Me: Tunde... Tunde Amoussa, Ma.
Sade in a hushed tone: Come see me in my office later when you're free.
Me trembling with fear: Ok ma!
She winked at me with a
Smile & cat walked away slowly in a very sultry manner.
Me in my mind: Maybe this time she has FSARS guys in her office waiting to bundle me out! 😭
I shivered from the thought & remembered that I had to submit the form I filled out regarding my pension payments to HR.
Me in my mind: Maybe this time she has FSARS guys in her office waiting to bundle me out! 😭
I shivered from the thought & remembered that I had to submit the form I filled out regarding my pension payments to HR.
A perfect excuse to see Amaka!
I grabbed the form & hurried down to HR.
I opened the door & on sighting Amaka i started having heart palpitations with a sprinkle of an asthmatic attack (I don't even have asthma!😭).
I opened the door & on sighting Amaka i started having heart palpitations with a sprinkle of an asthmatic attack (I don't even have asthma!😭).
I tried unsuccessfully to walk towards her with confidence because irrational fear had made my legs wobbly. 😭
Me (sweating all over under AC): A... Ama... Amaka
Amaka with her eyes closed, savouring a whiff of my perfume: Whatever you want to ask me the answer is already yes! 😍
Me (sweating all over under AC): A... Ama... Amaka
Amaka with her eyes closed, savouring a whiff of my perfume: Whatever you want to ask me the answer is already yes! 😍
Me: 😮😏🌚😊
Amaka with a flirtatious smile: So what am I saying yes to fine man?
Me: I wanted to drop off my pension form & ask if you'd like to have lunch with me today? 😁
Amaka: You already know the answer, come get me by twelve 😊😍
M: see you then beautiful 😘
Amaka with a flirtatious smile: So what am I saying yes to fine man?
Me: I wanted to drop off my pension form & ask if you'd like to have lunch with me today? 😁
Amaka: You already know the answer, come get me by twelve 😊😍
M: see you then beautiful 😘
The end!
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