There is a god.
Nuns aren’t violent.
There are no myths.
Psychiatry is rational.
Heaven is straight up.
Dreams can come true.
The Sun orbits the Earth.
Everybody envies Britain.
Homeopathy makes sense.
We must reduce the ‘deficit’.
The BBC is a public service.🤫
The Tooth Fairy leaves coins under pillows.
Gentlemen’s hands cannot cause infection.
There is no money except ‘Taxpayers’ money’.
The British have the best everything in the world.
Santa delivers to every home in the world in one night. 🤫
Our grandchildren will be paying back the ‘Debt’ forever.
We have to tax rich people, tooth fairies and leprechauns so that the government has money to spend or we’ll have to do without the basic necessities of life. 🤣