Dem anakuliwa na kila mtu campus kama HELB loan. THREAD.
Campus relationship mingi huanzia kwa dancefloor siku ya dunda, mnajuania hapo akikutingishia kinyambis alafu una waste your best campus years trying to hope that she’ll be faithfull only to you na akuwe anakosa kuenda dunda kama hauko, lol.
So kuna day kumekuwa na dunda, ilikuwa fresher’s night so raiya walikuwa wamegeuza dancefloor kuwa hunting ground ya fluid exchange… transfer market ya new fresher girlfriends ilikuwa officially on na second years na thirds year walikuwa wanafanya signing.
Sikuwa nimewachwa nyuma, ilikuwa una dance ukijaribu ku scout kuona dem anakaa confused and out of place na ako na potential ya kuwa girlfriend material una make move yako… ukichelewa unajipata na rejected second years na third years.
So nikapata dem amejibandika kwa ukuta kama poster za campaign nikajua chelewa chelewa utapata dem si wako, after ten minutes za kujuana nika realize dem si fresher, ni second year alikuwa fresh from a break up… a brand new second hand.
In life the RIGHT person you meet was LEFT in their previous relationship. So kila relationship huwa ku take risk, unaweza angukia church girl ama maji safi ya mtaro yenye apart from kila mwanaume kuangukia usiku wakiwa wamelewa huwa wanaruka mchana wakiwa sober.
Mtoto alikuwa ame umbwa akaumbika ta gui! Mtoto alikuwa na hips ungedhani fallopian tubes hu over stretch mikono kubeba ovaries… kiuno so wide akifunga belt huwa anasaidiwa kuipiga rotation ndio itokee the other side ya kiuno.
Mtoto akisimama kwa ukuta mgongo haiwezi gusa ukuta, akicheka ama aki sneeze kinyambis ina vibrate bila kulazimishwa, si tukafika hostel, foreplay ilikuwa kusaidiana kutoa nguo, mtoto alikuwa ameivaa so it was only fair akikuliwa.. ilikuwa a night of same mjulus but different CDs
Alafu hizo double decker za hostels huwa weak ka shit, unatupa mijeledi hapo decker ya chini hadi mtu wa decker ya juu anadhani ako amusement park juu ya vile ana swing from side to side na force ya strokes zinapenwa hapo chini.
The following day ni kama tokens za jua zilikuwa zimeisha coz hakukuwa na jua, kulikuwa kunakaa ni kama Limuru ilikuwa world tour, kulikuwa na baridi design unapima pima temperatures na mguu unapata umeirudisha ndani ya duvet unprovoked.
Ilikuwa a perfect weather ya kahawa moto a njugu ndio ushinde umechemka the whole day, dem alikuwa bado inbetween the sheets so cuddling ndio ilikuwa the order of the day.
Wasee walikuwa wame attend lectures, sisi tulikuwa tume skive for a moment of pleasure, wakitafta diploma sisi tunatafta birth certificate, wakitatfa degrees sisi tunatafta degrees pia but za body temperatures.
Kitu saa sita hapo tuka part ways dem akarudi hostel yao mimi nikabaki hapo with empty bowels, kwanzia hiyo siku dem aka mute, nikadhani maybe ni busy schedule na masomo so nikategea weekend.
Raiya nikaskia fununu ati huyo dem hupigishwa kelele kwa hostel za maboy kila weekend kama woofer ya Ampex but being a doubting Thomas nilikuwa nimejiambia seeing is believing otherwise hizo zote ni propaganda.
Weekend kufika nikapiga simu but dem alikuwa mteja hapatikani, kama hospitali iko na reputation mbaya nika lose patience… nikaenda kusaka form ya wikend, nika get maboys flani wanatafta wasee wa kufanya job flani simple alafu unalipwa on the spot.
Ilikuwa job ya kuuza tickets za concert flani ilikuwa area, so job yetu ilikuwa kuenda hostel to hostel tukiuza tickets za concert tukijaribu kuona kama tutapewa commission na free tickets pia.
Juu mzazi aliuza ng'ombe kupeleka ng'ombe ingine shule, nikaona hii ni opportyunity poa ya kutafta a follow up romantic date na mrembo. So nilikuwa guaranteed tickets mbili za concert after tumemaliza job. So tulikuwa tunaenda door to door kama watu wa sales and marketing.
Job ilikuwa rahisi juu wasee wa campo na bash, concert ama place inahusika na social gathering huwa wana turn up. Juu social gatherings huwa kama partnership ya Kenya na Tanzania… Lazma kuna Uhuru na Pombe.
Tuka gonga hostel flani but occupants ni kama walikuwa busy ndani, kama moses kwa the burning bush tukawacha viatu nje juu hostel yenyewe ilikuwa na carpet then tukaingia
Kuingia ndani tukapata occupants walikuwa wawili tu, wengine ni kama walikuwa wamepigwa exile kama Miguna Miguna… occupants walikuwa wako kwa session ya cuddling so in a way tuliwa interrupt.
Dem alikuwa ameji spread kwa kitanda kama sheet ndio huyo boy aweze ku Access the conglomerate of mucus… umewai pata manzi yako na chali yake?
Wahenga walisema dem ni wako ukiwa na yeye and it was at that moment I realised what they meant. Dem anagawa kama pamphlets za Jehova witness, anakuliwa kila siku kama chapo ndengu, amepiga nduru kila hostel kama sailors gang
Dem aka maintain character yake ya kuwa manzi ya chali yake na mimi nika maintain role yangu ya kuwa sales and marketing merchant wa tickets, huyo raiya aka buy tickets mbili… yake na ya huyo dem. Deep down nikajiambia it will end in tears but uzuri walini promote tickets
Alafu ni ile tulitoka hiyo hostel kuenda hostel next raiya nilikuwa nao waki discuss huyo dem, hawakuwa wanajua nimewai kuwa chali yake for one night. According to story zao, Dem amepitiwa na wanaume wengi kama kinyozi... Same ikus different mjulus.
Ile coochie nilikuwa nasifia kumbe ilikuwa imoena mjulus mingi kama urinals, nilikuwa nadhani mimi ndio main squeeze kumbe I was just an entanglement. Kumbe Dem alikuwa ana spread miguu kila mahali kama injili.
