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[DDT 8.15 Kanda Live Translation Thread]

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Ref. Kiso's going to sit out this show as a precautionary measure in relation to the TJPW announcement, and anyone in the venue right now that wish to leave will be fully refunded

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Second match for Team Big Boomers announced:

9.7 Korakuen Hall
Akiyama/Takagi vs Takeshita/Katsumata

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Young Dramatics aka OK BOOMERS on Opening Call Duty!

Imabayashi:
Will this be on sale?

Nakamura:
Maybe! The Twitter feedback is good; the foreign fans are quote retweeting me like WOW! FANTASTIC!

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I would like to get an OK BOOMERS shirt but unfortunately I am much closer in age to the Big Boomers

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MAO in the corner also with an OK BOOMER shirt; he must be behind this all

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Akiyama:
What you're taking the shirt off?

Nakamura:
Shut up!

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Ref. Matsui:
They aren't just Boomers; they're BIG Boomers.
You better be ready!

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Takagi:
Nice!
That's a Boomer!

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The Big Boomer shirt, the OK Boomer shirt, and the Trainee shirt are all the same design and very confusing

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Takagi:
Akiyama let's go 100 body slams!

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Dieno won in 10 seconds, before Owashi entered the match

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Owashi:
YOOO wait a minute come back!
Great acoustics here by the way!

Back in!
I came up a large hill in this heat today for the match; I can't just go home like this!

EEEVERYONE here came to watch my entrance!
...I didn't expect to get applause tho

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Owashi:
Until I complete my entrance, I feel bad getting paid today.
I don't need to wrestle, but I need to enter!

We're doing this all over again.
And play my song FIRST before these guys pull some weird shit on me!

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Owashi:
Why do you get in my way?
Wait who are you anyways?
I though we had a variety squad match with Anton and it was gonna be hilarious!
Nobu you're spoiling it all!

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Hirata:
Be nice to him!
Iino got sidelined and Nobu took up a last minute offer!
Imagine how it would have been like without him!
Dieno vs Owashi vs Hirata...would have been a disaster! for me!

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Hirata:
Nobu don't let them push you around like that; let's work together.
Don't you wanna explore new horizons with me?

Make it a tag match!

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Hirata:
WTF you think you're doing?
You think you can just take people's sunglasses like that?
I think you need some re-education here

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Hirata:
Lesson of the day!
I will teach you SENIORITY

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Honda:
You come out Brookes!

Brookes:
Your knee okay?

Honda:
No problem! Face me!

Ref. Matsui:
Were you feuding? On bad terms?

Honda:
We will be! Very soon!

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Honda with the trifecta of vicious Time Attack variations!

Oishi:
NO not the time attack!
That's what gave me my hoarse voice!

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I think we need to discuss the elephant in the room, namely Naya's wifebeater sunburn

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Honda:
Sorry the double team!
I gotta give up before the double team!
But I gotta tell my story before I give up!

Gon the Fox!

Gon is feeling the Obon season and paying respect to his ancestors

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Sasaki:
Referee, check Takeshita again.
There's something clearly wrong with him today

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Take:
WOAH what happened?
I have no memory of the last minute or so

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After teaming with Iino all these years, honestly I expect a better Haka Elbow from Take.
He even connected, which is very unlike the original move.

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T-Hawk:
Akito, you're holding back to save stuff for the 23rd?
You think you can beat me like that?

Akito:
Whaddya think?
Korakuen's the big match; OF COURSE I'm holding stuff back.
You'll eat my entire arsenal of moves at Korakuen!

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T-Hawk:
I'm carrying both #STRONGHEARTS and #DAMNHEARTS on my back; there's no way i'm losing the KOD2020 Tournament!

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Piss break

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Did you catch Endo's smile when Paulie imitated his pose

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Yoshimura went CRAZY with his hair

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#YoshimuraChallenge

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I think Yoshimura's new hair is a deception tactic to keep my eyes away from his thighs, but I'm not falling for it

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Ueno nails the WR!
67th Tag Champs succeed in their 6th defense!

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Ueno:
We defended!
Toba's first punch was all it took to get me dizzy.
He said sorry after the match, but no need to apologize.
I want to face them again, though I'm dizzy.
Yoshimura it looks like you had it worse.

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Ueno:
TBH I'm feeling faint and kinda good at the same time.
Thank you for your support; we'll keep defending!

We can end right here, but might as well do it; I'll say something, and you'll say YES or NAUTILUS!

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