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[TJPW 3.23 Warabi Fan Club Only Show Live Translation Thread]

- PLATINUM members only on UNIVERSE
- No card has been announced
- ddtpro.com/universe/video…

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BTW the LIVE stream doesn't start for another 20, and bell time is 50 away

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The stream has begun and the show is ON!

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Apology:
Bakuretsu Sisters ate too much at Osaka yesterday so they will miss the show today

Announcement:
Special appearance by Nodocaras and Yukicaras from Mexico!

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Miu will keep saying YAAAAAY until the crowd response reaches a satisfactory level.
Reminds me of my elem. school teacher.

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Hikari borrowed her green shirt from Yuka ans looks extremely happy.

As her blue shirt was no longer necessary, she loaned it to Pinano.

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Raku:
I am CONFIDENT that everyone hear has seen the Upper Chop video on YouTube, but let me ask just to be sure. (is caught by surprise at unexpected large number of responses in the affirmative)

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1: Manase vs Mahiro
2: Rika/Neko vs Pom/Unagi
3: Shoko/Pinano vs Nodocars/Yukicaras
4: TJPW Impersonation Match: Yuka vs Mizuki
5: Miyu/Hikari/Raku vs Marika/Miu/YUMI

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First career singles match for Mahiro Kiryu!

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The Red and Blue corners are in weird locations against the hard cam today

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Manase:
Mahiro! Congrats on your debut!
I wanted to ask you some Qs to find out more about you!
What color do you like (bule)
What food do you like?

The mic is too far can't really hear them

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Manase: Lastly what kind of you wrestler do you want to become?
Mahiro: I want to be strong and attrac (Namba: 5 mintes gone) I want to be strong and attractive, and to do that I have to beat you (assaults Manase)

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Manase borrows from Nonoko's playbook and defeats Mahiro with a single shot of the OPPAYE

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Rika's entrance theme stimulates so much love that Pom and Unagi start hugging and looking at each other in the eyes

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Rika:
You all debuted while I was gone and I was longing to see what you were all about! I'll take all of you onw!

Namba:
The match has been changed to a 1 on 3 handicap match!

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*I'll take all of you on, on my own
Rika:
(after getting knocked down by Unagi) That didn't hurt at all! Next girl!

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Rika pinning all 3 at once just looks like one hell of a fun slumber party

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Ref. Ishiguro: You're pinning the wrong one Neko's legal
Rika: (Gets pissed off at him and airplane spins Ishiguro too, gets too dizzy and allows Neko to pin her in mega upset)

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Namba:

Another apology: Shoko and Pinano who were scheduled to appear, were practicing the Drunken Master backstage and got piss drunk and will not be able to participate in the match.

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Namba:

Replacing them will be Pippi Chan and Sho Lompo, who just happened to be visiting from Hong Kong and dicking around back stage.

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Though there's no official announcement, I'm willing to bet that the proper spelling of the Mexicans' names are Mil Nodocaras and Yuki Caras.

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Sho Lompo WOTY confirmed

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Reminder: Nodocaras is not soponsored by Netflix

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Upon further thought I believe the correct spelling fro Chan is not Pippi but rather Pippie

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Upon further research I've found the correct spelling for Sho Lompo to be Xiao Long Bao

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Liu Yi Jiu (619) bu Xiao!

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Xiao: (breaks up his team mate Pippie's pin) We haven't gotten drunk yet!

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Janken tournament for autographs!

I tried in front of the screen but I lost in the first round.

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How is Namba so amazing to watch when she is merely playing Janken? Talk about having the IT factor.

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Although I've only known about this match for an hour, I assure you I've been waiting for it my entire life.

TJPW Impersonation Singels Match:
Yuka Sakazaki vs Mizuki!

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Rules:

- 10 minute match
- Points are scored every time you get a 2 count fall or a submission; more points at the end of 10 minutes wins
- Whenever an entrance theme goes off, you have to become that wrestler

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Nodoka's theme goes off, and the two contestands immediately start eating and fighting over food

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I'm suddenly worried at Yuka's AEW excursion, based on what I'm seeing with her English skills impersonating Kamiyu

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I have to say Mizuki has the better Miyu, with the tripping entrance

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Rika's theme goes off, and Yuka immediately goes chasing after Mizuki with crazed eyes.

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Mizuki:
Hello big children"!
Yuka let us fight clean today!

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Aino's theme goes off and the contestants both go looking for the beloved older sister Nodoka

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Damn this is SUCH a GIFfable match

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Yuka attempts Nonoko's breast-based offense (part 1)
Mizuki: That hurt! There was no cushioning!

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Yuka attempts Nonoko's breast-based offense (part 2)
Mizuki: You missed your mark because there isn't enough breast!

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ツイートを翻訳
Crowd lets off a collective big sigh for Miyu not falling in her entrance

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Marika giving off some serious Ito vibes with her gear today

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Hikari's also giving off Reila vibes with her hair up on one side

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Raku busts out the Good Night Facelock!
Her Oyasumi offenes knows no limits.

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Miyu:
Hey the Good Night Express wasn't so bad, but only today (crowd: WHAT)
Come on, it's embarrassing!

So this was the second fan event; everyone come out!
(to Yuki Caras): Excuse me who are you?

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Miyu:
(to Xiao) Excuse me no men please

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Miyu:
(Girls keep fooling around and chatting) Hello will you be quiet I'm speaking.

I love this close-knit atmosphere; we'd love to do this again! Thank you!

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Well there's your reason to go Platinum if you haven't yet.
Look out for those GIFs!

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