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[TJPW 4.13 Shinkiba Live Translation Thread]

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Did Namba get a haircut?

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Miyu's double champ portraits on sale!

Namba: I want one...

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Marika:
I have an announcement.
I will take a break from wrestling after the 5.25 show.

I am a senior, turn 18 soon, and want to go to college for my future ambitions.
Hence I have to take time off for entrance exams.

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Marika:
I have another announcement.
A photo book will come out on 5.3!
(Namba hops in joy)

I was trying to lose weight for this!
I got a bit ambitious at the photo shoot!
The goal is to sell out on day one and get a second press!
Please buy 100 each!

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Namba:
Go look at the pics NOW.
Kawaii...

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Namba:
Marika's last Korakuen as JK will be

Reika/Marika vs Raku/Riho

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Marika:
Unbelievable!
I'm happy I get to tag with Reika as Muscle JK in my last Korakuen show before hiatus...and Riho!
I am pumped for the match more than ever.

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Miu:
This is the first Upper Chop as a unit of 3,
Ok we're gonna practice now.
(practice)
I think they can do better, what do you think Raku?

Raku:
I think they were just fine

Hikari:
I think they were just fine

Miu:
NO! AGAIN!

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Raku:
We did Upper Kick last time, but we did Upper Chop this time.
Who watched our music video? Good

Miu:
You're not that hungry today! Try again with Upper Kick!

Raku:
Who saw the new Upper Kick video?
Not as many I guess, watch both when you get home!

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New Upper Kick MV:



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Rika busts out the Dragon Ring-In!
(Takagi's favorite move, originally by the legendary Tatsumi Fujinami where he gets on the top turnbuckle and just enters the ring with no particular damage to the opponent)

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Reika makes me want to pump iron while watching but unfortunately I have some translating to do

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OK what is YUMI smoking today

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Oh wait she's not even in high school yet it must be a sugar high

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This is exactly the match that YUMI needed; some of those elbows in the end were relatively stiffer, and that clothesline she took in the end was right in the throat. All necessary for her to go up the card.

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Hikari nonchalantly stepping on her opponent is so on brand and amusing to watch.

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Kamiyu perhaps looking a bit tanned from her recent trip to India

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Pandemic Boo-Boo seems to have a bone to pick with Ref. Kiso; will this develop into a grudge match at the January Korakuen?

Don't rule it out, Kiso has fought in a TJPW match before.

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Team name: Yunagi
(Yuna+Unagi but you already knew that)

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Manase (suffocates Mizuki with breasts): why not use 'em when you got 'em! (Mizuki suffocates Manase with breasts) OW OW it's hard there's no cushion it hurts (Mizuki gives ice-cold killer stare)

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10 minute piss break

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Thanks to Sakisama we all know exactly what "the sound of an exploding rose" actually sounds like

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Misao's chicken wing/foot choke combo finisher is called the Libera Me, which is also the name of her entrance theme, a requiem by Verdi.

Not sure if that double-arm face buster has a name yet, but it sure works for her

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Miu:
Wait!
The way you talk down to us and look down on us is NOT beautiful!

Misao:
Who gave you permission to speak!
You lost, and when you lose, all your hard work, friendship, efforts, all mean nothing!
If you don't understand, I will make you!

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Rika:
Stop! Don't hurt Miu!
Who are you anyways? You're the superhero that protects love and p

Misao:
(interrupting) Shut up!
Who cares about that C-level wrestler!
I'm just removing weed from the streets!

Rika:
Hyper Misao would never say that!

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Rika:
I guess we have to settle it in the ring!

Sakisama:
Wow you have matchmaking authority now? What a promotion!
Well I've bee getting sick of playing with green rookies, why not.
(to Koda) Hey you useless man over there, you good?

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Sakisama:
Guess he's too dumbfounded to speak.
Well then, we will face you at Korakuen Hall.
Have a nice day, everyone.

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I was wondering how the double-champ would handle the double belts in her entrance.

Damn WAY too much sauce.

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Look at that new found confidence in Ito, from that immense popularity she experienced in New York

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The amount of improvement in language skills that a week-long trip can provide is amazing

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Nodoka
(before going into the foot choke, pointing at her leg and looking at now-fluent English speaker Ito): SHORT

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Love the guy in the crowd screaming for Ito-chan with an English accent

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Miyu adding the enzuigiri to her arsenal = good call. Looked badass

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Aino's side suplex pulling Shoko out from between the ropes: thumbs up

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Okay Shoko might be dead after that double team elbow to the back of her head

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OH SHIT

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Shoko:
Congratulations on becoming double champ.
Who are you defending against next?
FIGHT ME IN A CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE TOKYO JOSHI BELT!

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*Miyu nods and shakes Shoko's hand in silence

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Shoko:
Back from the States? BAKA!
Miyu is like Godzilla, Yuka is like Mothra,
and I am a nobody kaiju like Anguirus, but I want to see Anguirus win!

I will get it done at Korakuen! Please come watch!

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The backstage comments from Shoko are going to be interesting!
But for now, 3 straight TJPW shows should be enough for today.

*goes right back to VOD to watch Miyu's entrance again

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Watching back, Miyu strikes a new pose with the two belts, and Ito says "Thank you" to the ref check, while Shoko loudly and defiantly says "Arigato Gozaimasu" in Japanese.

She had a clear bone to pick with the two returnees who seemed to be on cloud nine.

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