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[TJPW 4.5 Pinano Graduation Show Not-So-Live Translation Thread]

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Namba: please stand outside of the line if you are in the standing zone
Crowd: yeeeees
Namba: wow this is like kindergarten

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Wow the YAAAAY is really catching on

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Oh shit Miu started crying already, it's only the intro of the opening song.
Am I going to get through this show?

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Glowsticks are 100% purple today, of course.

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Raku: I'm about to cry
Miu: Pinano's still holding it together
Raku: I took a peek during the dance and she was all smiles
Pinano: That's me; I'm going to be all smiles today

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The intro to Upper Kick got me for some reason.

Miu: IKUZOOOOOO

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Crowd:
Raku-han!
Miu-chan!
Pinano!
HI! KA! RI!

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The investment Miu has in this opening act is crazy. Trying to make the most of their last moment together as a group of 4.

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Miu:
We've been a group of 4 ever since the final auditions, which we all passed together.
We were given Upper Kick, debuted, and been both idols/wrestlers.
The unique circumstance made us fight at times, but we fought through together.
Here's our third song

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Miu: I was giving a moving speech and you're still giggling.
Pinano: Giving you the true Pinano Quality here

Third song: Maketaku nai! (Don't Wanna Lose!)

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Pinano: (giggling, to Miu) she's crying lol

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Streamers are prohibited for the show EXCEPT the graduation ceremony

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Ref: Narcie Akimune (not sure of spelling); often seen at K-DOJO

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Rika: (crying) BAAWL Pinano is gratuating...

BAKA I fooled you

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Pom's shin seems to be harder than Shoko's forehead;
we need a Ito head vs Rika butt vs Pom shin 3-Way now

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Always love how the sound technician revvs up the echo when Namba gets to the name of the wrestler

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Unagi (on offense, imitating Yuka): naha-
Yuka (pissed off): NAHA= IS MINE

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The followin Pinano Graduation Special Delayed Entry Battle Royale:
- losers remain in the ring
- if you are sent over the top rope though, you get eliminated from the match

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Crowd (to Pinano): Lose all the way till the end!

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Yumi:
Are you really quitting?
Thank you for everything!
Yumi Yumi Slap!

Pinano:
Pipipipi Slap!

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Pinano:
Before I go I want to see that thing you do, the one you say "Hai!"

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Unagi:
It's the last opportunity, let's do it together!

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Pinano:
This is my last day, please put me in the Hero Correction System!

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Pinano attempting to correct Misao is the most correct use of the move ever

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Pinano:
(handing Misao her Hyper Misao cape) I have now corrected you, please go back to the Hyper Misao I love so much!

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Pinano:
(while being put in the FKA Hero Correction System) thank you

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Aino:
You all right? You still got a match to complete

Pinano:
My shoulder is broken! My leg is too!

Aino:
(crying) I didn't do anything!

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Yuka reappearing in Pinano-style pigtails

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Yuka:
Why are you quitting?
None of us understand why!
(Pinano cries, Yuka gives her a hug)
You do your best in whatever you're doing next okay?

*Pinano kicks Yuka in gutt

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Yuka:
Get up!
You're gonna have to get up on your own from now!

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Mina:
Look Pinano! Aino's down on her belly!
You know what time it is!
CHANSUUUUUU

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Mina:
Don't give up in life, but give up to my submission!

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Unagi:
(about to go OTR) I want to stay with Pinano till the end!!
(gets thrown out)

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Manase:
Look Pinano, I came out in my hair and costumer when we tagged together, Angelina Jackie Purple!
I was thinking about why we lost that time, and it's your sorry, tiny tits!
(Pinano tries to suffocate Manase with her breasts)

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*Angelina Jackie Purple = Purple Cartwheelers in my books

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Nodoka:
Why is she quitting?
She finally got to like pro-wrestling! (bawls)
(Manase starts bawling too, and so does Pinano)

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Mahiro:
I'm expressing my gratitude with this reverse crab!
Thank you for everything!

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Shoko gets drunk with the Mystery Water and somehow strangely resembles that drunken Chinese old kung-fu master that made an appearance fighting the Caras Sisters

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*Xiao Longbao

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Marika:
Get up, stop crying (lands hard chop)
UUG(P) Pipipipi Pinano, Aishte maaas (I LOVE YOU)

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Miu:
Gonna knock it out of the park!

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Pinano:
(crying) gonna knock it out of the park!
(bounces right off Manase's breasts)

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Rika:
My god Pinano, you're a mess!
There's only two of us left, the match is going to end soon.
Get up and give me everything you've got!

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Rika:

All of these people are here to see you!
You have become a beloved, true wrestler!
(though I was genuinely concerned at the beginning!)

There will be tough times ahead and you may be alone,
but remember everything from TJPW and hang in there!

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And of course the last entrant is Hikari. Fuck.

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Pinano:
I couldn't beat anyone...I want you to let me win

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Hikari:
Wrestling ain't so easy girl

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Hikari can't get herself to pin Pinano, damn talk about an "I'm sorry I love you" moment

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The UUG(Kari) senpais fixing Pinano's hair and making sure she looks good until her final moments like a true idol. Professional.

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OMG this ending with everyone in the ring

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Pinano:
For approx. 1.5 years as UUG(P)...I'm so happy I was able to meet such great friends.
I will take this experience and...oh no don't look at me like that
I hope to make my future a happy one.
Sorry again I couldn't keep it together. Thank you!

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Yuka and Mizuki opening the ropes themselves for UUG(Kari) before they even think about making the young girls do it. Very respectable.

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Miyu:
Pinano was wobbly all the way to the end, but that's her.
Thank you for being a part of TJPW.
You're still one of us after you graduate.
Congratulations on your graduation.

https://twitter.com/miyu_tjp/status/1114134596063383552

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