Who is your Guru? Guru Granth Sahib or McAuliffe? Can you tell me where in the SGGS it says that long hair will get you moksha? You can keep it, that's fine. But it doesn't make you Khalsa.
And isn't SGGS your living Guru? And the 5Ks are so important but your living guru completely forgot to mention these?
Understand what the Gurus are saying, don't make a mockery of their great teaching.
"Not a hair on my head was harmed." This is an expression to say, I was unhurt.
"ਰੋਮ ਰੋਮ" is not about hair! It's about the experience of prana suffusing the body. Experience it first. Don't distort my Gurus.
But don't make the Guru's high teachings about hair, while missing the entire point of it.