It’s National #PotatoDay so here are the official rankings for every sort of potato:
1. Roast
2. Hash browns
3. Chips
4. Crisps
5. Mash
6. Waffles
7. Jacket
8. Wedges
9. Those fluffy little croquette things
10. Eating a raw potato like an apple
11. Boiled
1. Roast
2. Hash browns
3. Chips
4. Crisps
5. Mash
6. Waffles
7. Jacket
8. Wedges
9. Those fluffy little croquette things
10. Eating a raw potato like an apple
11. Boiled
A rosti is just a hash brown with an ego.
Because it's like potato-flavoured Nutella.
We don't eat anything we can't spell. Except lasange.
Nothing beats spicy wedges.
Except roast potatoes, hash browns, chips, crisps, mash, waffles, and jacket potatoes.
Except roast potatoes, hash browns, chips, crisps, mash, waffles, and jacket potatoes.
French fries are chips. Chips are French fries. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just a puppet for Big Potato.
Yes, thinking about all these potatoes is making us smile : )
No made up ones please.
Curly fries come under the chip/fry sub-category:
1. The tiny little crispy bits you get with chunky chips
2. Curly fries
3. Medium sized chips
4. French fries
5. Chunky chips
6. Those massive chips that are basically half a potato each
1. The tiny little crispy bits you get with chunky chips
2. Curly fries
3. Medium sized chips
4. French fries
5. Chunky chips
6. Those massive chips that are basically half a potato each
We're at home.
They're a type of cake.
Total myth. Just a bunch of chips stuck together.
Not before half ten.
The less said about them the better. The crinkle does nothing.
Boiled potatoes last. Boiled potatoes have no taste.
Potato salad is just a thinly-veiled excuse for eating mayonnaise.
Mash is a potato smoothie.
Our boss: WHY IS EVERYONE ANGRY? Did you mention Brexit?
Us: No.
Our boss: Taxes?
Us: No.
Our boss: Did you visit Barnard Castle?
Us: No.
Our boss: What on earth was it then?
Us: ...potatoes.
Us: No.
Our boss: Taxes?
Us: No.
Our boss: Did you visit Barnard Castle?
Us: No.
Our boss: What on earth was it then?
Us: ...potatoes.
Once again, we have ruined everything.
"We're definitely in agreement" - Aunt Bessie, 2020.
We have not taken that quote out of context at all.
We have not taken that quote out of context at all.
Eeeeep. Okay, everyone imagine this face 😬 but made out of a potato.
https://t.co/oI7u7dIck0
https://t.co/oI7u7dIck0
Finally someone with the courage to speak the truth. Potato smileys are a waffle-variant.
POTATO-BASED HEALTH ANNOUNCEMENT
A few people have said that eating raw potatoes is toxic, therefore we must advise you to not eat raw potatoes.
Also this person's mum reckons it'll give you worms.
A few people have said that eating raw potatoes is toxic, therefore we must advise you to not eat raw potatoes.
Also this person's mum reckons it'll give you worms.
Time it takes to make a baby: nine months
Time it takes to cook a jacket potato: about two years
Jacket potatoes can consider themselves lucky to be so high.
Time it takes to cook a jacket potato: about two years
Jacket potatoes can consider themselves lucky to be so high.
Tattie scones fall under the jurisdiction of National Scone Day.
If you think potatoes are controversial, just wait until Scone Day. Jam first? Cream first? Pronunciation? There are fights most years.
If you think potatoes are controversial, just wait until Scone Day. Jam first? Cream first? Pronunciation? There are fights most years.
This isn't a democracy.
This is a dictatership.
This is a dictatership.
Correct.
Have an excellent rest of Potato Day everyone. See you soon to argue about the best cereal or something.
Have an excellent rest of Potato Day everyone. See you soon to argue about the best cereal or something.
