Ssn IV Ep II.
Nzisa, Sue, Terry & Joy kwa ki-SUV, doing an all girls trip to in a SUV. They are all very gojias. Somewhere on the Nairobi - Mombasa Highway, the car slows down to a halt. Way past Manyani, and much closer to Voi.
#TRFNrb
Disclaimer: This story may trigger emotions for some harm is outrightly intended. Similarity of names purely coincidental.
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They know a bit about cars, so they turn away every form of help that comes along. Truck drivers, buses, even cops and rangers.
Wanabishana na gari.
Kidogo, a nicely done silver / grey LC79 double cab pulls up. They remember seeing it in Sultan Hamud. They’d admired it.
They ask the girls if they need help. They say they need to get to the closest town. They’re headed to Mombasa, but gari imejam. The boys want to take a look at the car, but Nzisa insists it must not be done.
Oscar drives the truck, Jerome steers the CRV. On the way to Voi, Nzisa’s dad calls. He says, ‘Ask the breakdown guys to take you to Wundanyi town. I'm sending you a number to call.’
Nzisa counts 10K in brand new crisp notes. She tells the boys, ‘Hii ni fuel.’
She says chukua.
Jerome, or JJ, refuses.
Oski’s eyes refuse to blink, but there’s nothing he can do. The boys drive off into the Sunset.
The girls find a motel. In the morning the boys call to find if they are ok. They say wako sawa.
Mtoto wa geti kali.
5 hours later wakaingia Kilifi. It’s 2 days to the New Year’s party. They put up in a posh hotel, and immediately start having the time of their lives.
All tables are reserves, the waiters refuse. Boys wakazusha. They talk to a managers who squeezes a couple of tables for huko nyumaaaa, they are almost not in the hotel.
At the dance floor Jerome sees Sue, one of the SUV girls. They chat a bit. Both say they are here for the New Years Party.
Sue akawsalimia then takes JJ and Oski to the other girls.
‘Guys, ebu look who’s here as well?
Magoteshons nini nini.
In between conversation, the girls say they have been friends 10 years, since Form One in LCVR. Ati Nzisa is just back from the UK. They had missed her graduation, and this trip is a graduation party.
Soon both JJ’s and the girls’ table are all on the dance floor. Save for Nzisa.
Akamwambia her friends have gone all out for her at least ajifanye ananienjoy. They negotiate kidogo. She agrees. He's showing her moves from the East, but she is moving like those Westie girls. JJ akajaribu kumfunza salsa mwitu.
Wapi?
This time she agrees. They move to that island bar at the center of the hotel.
Nzisa: Do you buy all the girls you meet a drink?
Jerome: No. Just the beautiful ones with beautiful names celebrating graduations. Do you always give people money?
Girls aka-giggle. Boys aka-giggle. Wakagonganisha glasses ‘Cheers.’
Nzisa: So what do you do 'Jerome?'
Mans: Call me JJ. I’m a pilot.
Akatoa business card. Title is Head Pilot. Some famous healthcaire airline NGO sorta name.
Nzisa: I just came back. But I think I’ll rest for about 3 months before I go working for the family construction business.
Story story. Cake ikakwom. JJ is given. Sasa ata amewacha mabeste wake sasa he is one of the girls.
Shots. Dance. Make merry.
Nzisa: I have a boyfriend.
JJ: (Tries to be funny.) Will he take you back to your hotel?
Nzisa: Goodnight.
Akaenda na mabeste wake.
Next day watu wakavuka mwaka vile Kilifi hufanya.
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A month later, Nzisa meets JJ at Galleria. She notices the car. She peeps. JJ is huko, just playing with his phone.
They chat a bit. She says she really likes his truck, and would consider buying one like it.
She asks to test drive it, Akaizungusha hapo kwa parking and then brings it back.
Shortly this chic comes from the mall.
Nzisa notices they are too comfy for just friends. Wakaambiana kwaheri.
Usiku Jerome calls her.
He asks if she's serious about the truck. She says yes. Her new job requires an all terrain car and she like it.
He offers to help her.
JJ: Hii nilichukua shell kwa NGO fulani. Nikaisuka mdogo mdogo. Tuseme kama 2.5M ndio ifike hapa.
Nzisa: Ei. Hiyo ni mob. Sidhani naweza hiyo bei.
JJ: Noma ni kupata gari iko na engine na body mzuri. After hiyo the rest is easy.
Nzisa: I am not sure, anymore.
They start to bond. Properly. Bonding over cars. Bonding over coffee. Hydrogen bonding ukipenda. They start chatting everyday.
Soon they start dating.
On her birthday in April, she cancels her ritual family birthday dinner after Jerome amshow anampeleka out.
Her mum says, FAMILY FIRST. ALWAYS.
She tells her mum they can postpone the dinner. Kuna kidogo tension but there's little mummy dearest can do. Nzisa anaweza kuwa mang'aa.
Maisha ina songa, mapenzi ikiiva.
He takes her to some yard in Gigiri. Introduces her as ‘wifey.’ Ana-blush ku-bush. They guy wants 2.2M. She likes it. She talks to her dad.
Her dad wants to go take a look but she says she wants to make this decision. Her dad should trust her.
Msichana anayeyuka tu.
She even goes ahead and decides to calls her car ati Jerome anga sijui firstborn.
Wacha tu.
End of June Nzisa’s grandma dies. She's devastated. Mr. Rubani steps in, akachukua mpaka ‘leave’ to be there. He's huko kwa funeral committee, WITH HIS MUM, at coordinating stuff.
At the end of August, he asks her to move in with him. She asks her mums and she tells her not to. They fight.
Wasichana hawasikiangi.
Nzisa's mum tells her dad to talk to her.
Nzisa: He is just a friend.
The dad tells her mum to tell Nzisa awache pupa.
Nzisa says they have intentions to get married.
PS: She's on contraceptive, coz of a project in the office that needs her travelling a lot.
Say it with me, #SafeIsSmart
SAFE. IS. SMART!
He comes in with the noble idea that they all declare assets.
Msee produces a few title deeds, 6 acres across Kamulu, Utawala and Ruai. That’s all he has.
NIGH.
ROW.
BEE!
They do the paper work, Jerome says, ‘In fact wacha nikuweke wewe na your mum as my next of kin. In case anything happens to me. I feel I can trust her. She has really raised you well.’
Msichana amesoma, 'No, let's put all our mums.'
JJ's mother becomes fully involved in their everyday living. Initially it was kind and sweet but it became overbearing after a while.
Alafu it always occurs to her that he is telling his mum everything. Anashangaa sana.
She says stuff like 'Nzisa hivyo ndio ulifunzwa?
When she’d complain to JJ about it, he’d say ‘She didn’t mean it badly.’ Other times anamshow, ‘Heh. Mathe is the law. Akisema kitu, fanya tu.’
Alafu pressure ikaanza, “You guys, when is the wedding? Me I don’t want a child out of wedlock.”
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One day, Jerome’s mum tells him, ‘I am meant to be having a meeting. I don’t want them to come to Umoja. I’ll have the meeting here.’
Nzisa akashtuka. Jerome says, ‘Oooh, mathe asked to have a meeting here kesho and I said yes. I didn’t tell you? Iza ni kama nilisahau.’
Nzisa is pissed. She doesn't prepare the bed.
Aki Nairobi.
Kidogo, Jerome ‘loses’ his job. Ati economy is bad and donor funding is gone.
Girls akamshowa sorry, and she will support both them until he gets some fresh work.
His mum’s issue is still bothering her, but she is looking for time and space to amicably sort it out. She plans to get him alone, for sometime.
IT.
IS.
ZERO!
She goes to the bank, they give her statements, and then she carries them home. She raises hell. JJ says her mum had an emergency and he gave her the cash. ‘Kwani unataka mum akufe na tunaweza msaidia?’
JJ texts her mum, telling her Nzisa is mad.
‘My daughter, it is good for you to be of a quiet spirit. Surely this little money is what you are fighting about. Money is not everything.’
So they fight about that too.
‘You told your mum?’
That one becomes a fight too.
So she is triple messed mentally.
She goes with her family but mans amejikasirisha. ‘So you are just going to go alone without me?’ She’s gone for two weeks.
On holiday, the dad asks again, who JJ is.
'Just a friend.'
She texts JJ.
JJ’s mum calls Nzisa. ‘Why does your dad want to see Jerome? Juu ya ile pesa kidogo?’
Nzisa is like, ‘WHAT? Hamna siri nyinyi?’
She says at least he is honest.
Alafu she tells Nzisa, wewe ndio mama kwa hii nyumba?
Jerome says, ‘Please elewa mathe, anakuwanga hivyo?’
So she tells him, choose between us. He says he is choosing Nzisa.
Ametulia kwao siku moja. Knock knock.
Who’s there? BOOM. It is Jerome mother.
Wote wakashtuka. Jerome’s mum says she was in the area and she wanted to meet her parents. On a week day. Suspect much.
Nzisa: I'm home.
Mama J akanyenyekea akomba msamaha akamwambia she just best for J, she'll leave them alone.
She agrees to move back. Her mum is like, ‘No. Just stay here, or get your own place.’ She insists she is going back to ‘her house.’
Siku moja, he says that after so many years, they won a court case over his late dad’s land. ‘Huna-kaShamba kengine hapa fadhe aliniwachia, nataka tui-develop, I put up a ka-nice house for you. Nikutoe kwa maisha ya rent.’
They visit theland, meet surveyors, tell an architect what they want the house to look like.
She gets her girls together, they celebrate. She also goes off contraceptives. She is actively trying to get pregnant.
This is it.
The bank says, they need a more solid security. Nzisa hands over her apartment, together with a title deed.
#ThingsFallApart
Here’s my number in case he lost it.’
JJ’s mum, shows up at the office and insists in speaking to the dad. Nzisa’s dad refuses to see her.
At the same time, akina Nzisa family business has a project they have undertaken. They panga launch na handover. It’s invite only, but she invites Jerome to introduce him to the dad. It’s super high level.
Nzisa is embarrassed, her dad is pissed off. She get’s her let in.
Someone in the event asks Baba Nzisa kwani how is he involved with that councillor. ‘Kwani humjui?’
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Baba Nzisa assigns someone to really dig up on Jerome and his mom.
The next week Nzisa’s periods do not appear. She is super elated. She keeps quiet about if for a week. She tells Jerome is jazzed.
Jerome's mum is happy too.
He says he is not sure, but there is a scam here.
Her dad calls her, saying he wants them to talk urgently.
Nzisa calls Jerome and asks her point blank how he is related to his mum? He tells her, come to the house we talk.
She refuses.
He says she’s always treated her mum with so much contempt.
She is crushed.
Ati he doesn't even want anything to do with that child.
She asks her dad to get her cops and some guys in the office she goes to get her stuff.
And then 'Tell him my mom needs her title deed ama nitakuja na polisi sasa.'
The cops are like zii, usiwache huyu mtoto hapa.
As Nzisa picking her documents she finds some loan documents.
She calls JJ, ‘Title Deed na papers za apartment ziko wapi?
JJ: Nilipatia mum atusaidie kutafuta lender.
Nzisa: I thought it was the bank?
JJ: Oh, I did not tell you? The bank said it wont work. Let me ask her.
She keeps walking.
ZI.
ROW!
They had been cleaned greatly over time.
She runs back to the office, and cries to her dad.
Her dad calls all the favors her can, and pushes all available buttons.
Cops are like, cash nayo, hapo ni ngumu. Hapa kwa joint property ndio kuna hope.
They find JJ. They take him in and they have to redo the transfers. Nzisa brings copies of the pieces of land that they own, zake ni legit.
One of the joint properties has Jerome’s daughter as next of kin. Weh!
Akawekwa rumande until everything is fully transferred. Meanwhile his fake mum is saying her she doesn’t have any idea of what the two are talking about.
They take everything back.
Waka achana.
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One day Nzisa is driving to the office. Akifika City Moirtuary round about, traffic cops flag her down.
Toa license nini nini. They call a break down.
'Hii gari inatafutwa. Tumepewa warrant.'
Car is impounded, because because there is a loan against it, as security.
It becomes another long story.
They fight kidogo alafu her dad tells her, just let it go.
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‘Nilikuwa nataka tu kukuambia aki sorry. Nikipata pesa nitakulipa. I really want to be involved in the child’s life.’
Nzisa: Hiyo mimba nilitoa.
That is how the developer's daughter got scammed a good one. By The Real ***kboys of Nairobi.
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END.
🙏🙏🙏.
Ok, I will log off now.