So guess what's up? Another #Kissmatewatches of Xena and Herc, that's what! So strap in your leather and vests, cause here we go!
#Kissmatewatches Xena Episode Five: The Path Not Taken
Xena goes to save a princess to stop a war, but meets an old flame that could ruin her plans. She lies to him, but he sees through her plans at the last moment. The villain kills him as he saves the princess, one act of good.
#Kissmatewatches Let me start off with an aside:
LUCY LAWLESS IS GODDAMNED FLAWLESS.
Her kicking the asses of men who dare think they can comment however they want about her? *SWOON*
AND THOSE LEGS! *chef kiss*
#Kissmatewatches Gabi isn't the most bright this episode, but to her credit the guards weren't very clear. They never read off her rights, nor told her she was under arrest. She genuinely thought they were taking her to see the king. I blame the lack of communication.
#Kissmatewatches Seeing Xena as she was back in her old days was interesting. Even though she's changed sides, she's still just as clever and ruthless a character. Now she uses those skills for good. It's better than her suddenly being naïve and over-trusting, like some media do.
#Kissmatewatches The old flame is a Black man named Marcus. They kiss, they talk sweet, and they clearly have a strong respect for one another. They talk like equals and friends, even to the end. He longed to do good, but couldn't find the strength to do it like Xena.
#Kissmatewatches He died taking that one step towards good she said he was capable of, but he said he wasn't strong enough to do. It was heartbreaking to see him die, in the good acting and good writing way. Xena even sings his funeral song! Oh, I cried.
#Kissmatewatches This was a great episode to see how Xena's resolve to do good is beyond strong. She had every chance to go back and do some sweet money grabbing, but she was willing to go above and beyond to help the princess and stop a war. And that meant more than gold.
#Kissmatewatches Xena Episode Six: The Reckoning
Xena is mistaken to be a murderer, while the real murderer turns out to be Ares. Her mentor. He offers her the world, but she refuses to give in. She cleverly gets him to prove her innocence and walk away with a clear name.
#Kissmatewatches This is my favorite Ares depiction. He is clever, attractive, war-hungry, patient, deceptive, and proud. He can send people into a rage, or make them feel safe and powerful. He wants to take over with an iron fist, but is willing to help those who need it most.
#Kissmatewatches I would finish off tonight with Hercules, but I need to sleep tonight a bit early, so I'll make up for it tomorrow. Good night, all!

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10 Sep
We have another #Kissmatewatches tonight with another Xena and Herc showing! I'm looking forward to the campy fun from last night continuing!
#Kissmatewatches Xena Episode Three: Dreamworker
Gabi longs to be a warrior like Xena, but Xena insists she not. Something about maintaining innocence. This catches Morpheus' priests' eye and they kidnap her to be a sacrifice. Xena enters the dream world and rescues her.
#Kissmatewatches Instead of needing """virgins""" to be sacrificed, they use something called blood innocence (shed blood/taking a life). I actually like this change! It's more important whether you've killed someone with your own hands rather than if you've had sex with anyone.
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9 Sep
Good Evening, twitters of all genders! I'll be doing a #Kissmatewatches of both Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules TV shows. We got all six seasons of both and I figure why not write down my thoughts?
#Kissmatewatches I was already told to throw out my knowledge of Greek Myths. I had to nod in agreement over the fact the main character's name is Hercules and not Heracles.

Add in your brand of nerd jokes here.
#Kissmatewatches Episode One: Sins of the Past
Xena was once a conqueror, but her past gives her guilt. She buries her past by literally burying all her armor and weapons. Only to immediately need them later. Oops.
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19 Aug
Today on #Kissmatewatches, we're continuing the Resident Evil film series! Written and directed by Paul W S Anderson, we're watching "Resident Evil: Retribution" (2012).
The last one was fun with cheesy writing, so I'm hoping for something similar. Just a nice popcorn flick.
Don't forget this is a double team with AnaMardoll!

#Kissmatewatches I did notice something interesting last movie. Wesker said he needed Alice's blood to become stable with the T Virus. After she was stabbed in the fight, she stabbed him with the same knife. Meaning she stabbed her blood into his brain. I'm hoping he comes back!
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18 Aug
After a week-long bout of stomach bugs and stressful IRL stuff, we continue our #Kissmatewatches series of Resident Evil movies! Apologies for the delay.

Today's little ditty is RE: Afterlife (2010) directed and written by Paul WS Anderson himself!
#Kissmatewatches At this point, Paul WS Anderson has married Milla Jojovich, the main actress playing Alice. I've heard the writing reflects this in some way. What way is that, I don't know, but we're gonna find out!
#Kissmatewatches Don't forget this is a joint effort between me and @/AnaMardoll, so follow both, please!

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7 Aug
Hello, my dear followers! Today is the third movie of the #Kissmatewatches Resident Evil series, Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) dir. by Russel Malcuhy. So far each movie has had a different director. It showed last movie. Let's see if it's better here!

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#Kissmatewatches After we get a few things set up, we'll start right away!
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6 Aug
Another day of #Kissmatewatches, another day of Resident Evil movie series! Today is Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) dir. by Alexander Witt. With hopes high and expectations low, let's blow this casket open!

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#Kissmatewatches The naming schemes for the titles are garbage. The only way I know for sure that RE:Apocalypse is next is because I looked up the years. The words after the main title either need to explain the chronological system, or just add a number after the main title.
#Kissmatewatches I'm looking at Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies as I say this, though not proudly. Good movies suffer this too. Still, it's difficult to bring newcomers into these series if you can't even keep the order labeled and obvious.
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