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11 Sep, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Wonder what wildly inappropriate thing Trump will say about 9/11 today. His past responses over the years will be tough to beat.
Never forget that last year Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David right before the anniversary of 9/11 then canceled it because of criticism and claimed that he didn’t know they were so bad.
This quote didn’t age well huh?
This was yesterday.

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