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Now this is a story all about how my lamp got stuck in a cave underground, and I'd like to take a minute, just listen to me, I’ll tell you how I can turn you into a prince named Ali. #Aladdin
In the sands of Agrabah born and raised, Arabian nights are just like Arabian days. Granting wishes, everything was all cool, turning poors into sultans, so street rats could rule, when a tall scary guy who carries a snake staff, tossed you in the Cave of Wonders with a laugh.
You rubbed my gold lamp just right, and then I appeared, a big shiny blue genie with a little twisty black beard.
I told you I was trapped and you said don’t fear, I’ll set you free as my third wish so relax my dear, if anything I could tell my new master was rare, so I called to the carpet “Up up! To the air!”
We landed on the sand, and I knew you could see, that never before have you had a friend quite like me. Off to Agrabah, and now soon you will be be, sitting on your throne as Jasmine’s Prince Ali.
A few people asked me to turn this thread into a moment for some reason so here you go. #Aladdin

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To be a likable woman candidate just follow these simple rules: Don’t be old, don’t be young, don’t be middle aged, don’t be serious, don’t be funny, don’t be loud, don’t be quiet, smile more, don’t smile too much, don’t wear that, or that, here is a Handmaid’s costume.
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Fact: Whether or not Brett Kavanaugh sexually assaulted Dr Ford (he did) she was definitely sexually assaulted by SOMEONE and by mocking her for that Trump is mocking EVERY SINGLE SURVIVOR.
Fact: Sexual assault happens to people on all sides of the political spectrum. So if you’re laughing at Dr. Ford, you’re laughing at the suffering of SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT even if you don’t know it.
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