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Democrats running for president as Disney characters thread. Warren is Cinderella because she can talk to literally anyone including animals I guarantee it.
Harris is Mulan because she’s smart and she kicks dudes’ asses.
Biden is Gaston because he’s full of himself and thinks he’s the nominee already. Also he doesn’t know how to interact with women.
Bernie is the badger from the Fox & the Hound which I am watching right now and inspired this thread.
Trump is Frollo because he hates brown people and is rapey as fuck.
Beto is Prince Hans because I started off liking him and now I don’t.
Marianne Williamson is Alice because what the fuck is she on
Trump is also like Gaston in that he’s cocky and doesn’t read books and can’t take no for an answer. Plus these 3 could be Ivana, Marla, and Melania.
Klobuchar is Elsa because the cold doesn’t bother her.
Buttigieg is Simba because he’s really young but he just can’t wait to be king.
Booker is Mayor Lionheart. He’s in charge of a big city and cares about all of its citizens regardless of race, religion, or species.
The rest of the white guys are Flotsam and Jetsam because I can’t tell them apart.
Since she’s my favorite Disney “princess” it would be remiss not to include Moana and she is obviously a Harris/Warren or Warren/Harris ticket because she’s got plans, she’s a born leader, and shuts down mansplaining dudes like it’s her job.
FYI these are not endorsements or denouncements I was just having fun please don’t get angry and start telling me why you don’t like a particular candidate that’s not what this is for ok good talk.
