Thread by @Hell_Berta

*Husband after a night out drinking with friends. He caught an @Uber home*

Hubby: (wakes me up when he comes into the room wanting to give me a kiss before he goes to his side of the bed, only to step on the cats tail which sets a whole shitshow into motion)

Manages to go to his side of the bed and lays down only to giggle like a school kid passing gas in class for absolutely no reason.

When asked why he was giggling he looked at me and said I farted and it was silent but it’s deadly cause I ate an onion and bean dip at Rogers.

He then continued to giggle for a solid ten minutes.

Once he settled down he got undressed and comfortable and then promptly fell asleep.

You’d think it stops there but ooooooo no. It gets worse.

He’s asleep for about 45 minutes to an hour and I’m just about to doze off when he wakes up or half assed wakes up and starts to belt out the hey Macarena song.

I then asked him how much he had to drink and he just replied enough to think that talking about farts is hilarious

Oh boy....so I grab some Tylenol and make him drink a glass of water. He goes back to sleep.

He is currently snoring away like a baby....I have a few great pics from his night out with his old law school buddies that were sent to me from one of the wives.

I bet come morning time.....he is going to have one dooooooooozy of a headache and one HELL of a hangover.

Opera music anyone? 😏