Did I ever tell my Barron Trump story? I'm going to tell my Barron Trump #DCU-related story. It's a good one.
https://twitter.com/AekprrAcdeellnv/status/1313906263366021126
Last summer, the #USMNT played Cuba at Audi Field. I was covering the game. I left the press box briefly pre-game because I needed a quiet spot to have a private conversation with a colleague. We walked out of the press box and stepped into an empty suite right next door.
We chatted for a good 10 minutes, and as I turned to leave I was confronted by a very large man. "What the f**k are you doing in here," he said. I was shook, and I looked up and saw, much to my dismay, a Secret Service badge.
I took a step back and stammered through a few words and showed him my credential. While I was doing so, I look over his shoulder and standing there - towering over me, really, is Barron Trump. Honestly I could've pissed my pants at this point.
Luckily for me, a staffer came and pulled me out of trouble, and I returned to my seat and covered the game as planned instead of, you know, spending the rest of my life in an offshore jail. That's my Barron Trump story.
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