Trump speaking to Rush Limbaugh, in about 15 minutes, probably: "You know, Rush, I hate the letter 'V.' We should really get rid of it, just a stupid letter. This one general came to me and he said, 'Sir, we don't need that dumb letter that kind of looks like a 'U' but isn't.'"
"I mean, seriously, it's a dumb letter. Get rid of it. Anyway, I have this bucket next to me. Beautiful steel...maybe aluminum or rubber...who knows. Beautiful steel bucket. And I like to stick my head in it sometimes. Just wear it around and pretend I'm a knight, you know?"
"Everyone around me loves it. They all say, 'Mr. President, you look great in that bucket. It's so good for our country.' And it is so good, Rush, truly. It's so good for our country. Bucket. I sold many buildings, you know. And they were made of things too. Not buckets."
"I think that's why the people love me so much. They come up to me and they say, 'Sir, your buildings are so huge, so beautiful. Thank you for saving America from Crooked.' You know that's what I call her, Crooked Hillary. So Crooked. We'll be putting her in prison soon."
"Bucket Barr, my attorney general. You know Bucket, great guy. Tough. He'll be locking her up. And I want to tell you about the big, powerful athletes who came to the White House. You remember that. Big, strong men. We fed them McDonald's, and let me tell you, they love Trump."
"And buckets. They love buckets too. Everyone does. It's why I'm so popular. Probably more popular even than Honest Abe Lincoln. Honest Abe, I call him. Nobody ever called him that until I started doing it. Great name. I'm good at naming things. I just name, name, name. Good."
"Honest Abe's hat looked kind of like a bucket, when you think about it. He would know. He'd know, see what I'm saying. Anyway, we're doing great, our country is doing great. This virus, if that's what you want to call it, is gone. We cured it. If it was ever real, who knows?"
"You know 'virus' starts with the letter 'V.' Not many people know that, but it does. Another reason we have to get rid of that letter. Such a bad letter. Sleepy Joe loves the letter 'V,' let me tell you. If he wins, it will be 'V' everywhere. Nothing but 'V.' So bad."
"But how about our boaters? Our beautiful, magnificent boaters. They love Trump. Have you seen them? Parades. They do parades, such great heroes, and you imagine what Crooked Hillary or Sleepy Joe would do to them. Take their boats. Just take them. You'd have no boats. GONE!"
"And Rush, you know, here's the thing, Rush. Farmers. Farmers and judges. And purple. Buckets too. Hannity. Then, of course, antifa. We need law. And buckets. Hoax. It's all...anyway, I have to go. Very busy. Time for bucket. Then Tucker Carlson. Rush. USA. Keep America Great!"🔚
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