It’s late at night and once again I find myself thinking of the Walter Wheat Bunny, a sandwich at UCLA that was, IIRC, honey wheat bread, cream cheese, peanut butter, bananas, pineapple, and I think raisins?
The vegetarian options were VERY slim in 2006 and tbh it was fucking delicious
I can find no trace of this sandwich online, goddamnit
#UCLA students. They had this at the north campus sandwich place that’s attached to Northern Lights, I beg you to tell me if it’s still a thing and what the hell is in it.
@kimskitchensink HAVE I GONE TOTALLY INSANE
Do I call my one UCLA ex at 11:15 pm to see if he remembers a sandwich from 14 years ago and also if maybe he misses me sometimes

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