Never wake a sleeping dragon. 
This morning i heard the neighbour's car pull away, then two minutes later he was scratching at the door.
Opened it, and he just walked past me. Hopped up on the footstool and started snoring.
Not even subtle. 😄
Opened it, and he just walked past me. Hopped up on the footstool and started snoring.
Not even subtle. 😄
On the plus side, just took some rubbish out and noticed that their dog was enjoying the rare opportunity to sleep in the sunbeam in their front window.
Normally he loses that fight with the cat, I've noticed.
Normally he loses that fight with the cat, I've noticed.
BREAKING NEWS:
There's a sunbeam.
There's a sunbeam.
In about an hour, I'm going to try and make a tuna roll without disturbing this.
It will be my greatest achievement, if I pull it off.
It will be my greatest achievement, if I pull it off.
Right. Gonna try and make a tuna roll.
Shhhhhhh.
Everyone be wery wery quiet...
Shhhhhhh.
Everyone be wery wery quiet...
Failed. 😭😭
"Well, if you're not going to share then I bid you good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY."
"hmmm. Wonder if my actual owners are in the kitchen yet."
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