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20 Oct, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Oh no.

He's "helping" again.
Now in stereovision.
Turned up, tried to eat my snacks, disrupted my work, now snoozing on his office chair.

Must be senior management. Sleeping kitty curled up on chair.
BTW, you can see his tail in the first vid. #notMyCat has the world's most expressive tail. Its ridiculously flexible.

He'll occasionally wrap it around my leg or an arm when he's decided i'm not allowed to move, and it vibrates frantically when he's excited. It's a massive tell
Snoring now.

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