Turned up, tried to eat my snacks, disrupted my work, now snoozing on his office chair.
Must be senior management.
BTW, you can see his tail in the first vid. #notMyCat has the world's most expressive tail. Its ridiculously flexible.
He'll occasionally wrap it around my leg or an arm when he's decided i'm not allowed to move, and it vibrates frantically when he's excited. It's a massive tell
Snoring now.
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MURRAY: Right. We've texted the MPs. To try and pick them off one by one
TUCKER: Texted them?
MURRAY: Yes
TUCKER: Now?
MURRAY: Yes
TUCKER: While they're all standing together, next to Andy fucking Burnham, on fucking LIVE TV?!
MURRAY: Oh
TUCKER: FUCKING 'OH'?!
MURRAY: Okay, that may have been a mistake.
TUCKER: A fucking mistake?! You fucking think so Nicola?
GLENN: They might not show him.
TUCKER: They might not show him?! They might not show little fucking Harry Stark? Or Robb Potter? Or whatever the fuck his internet meme is now?!
GLENN: Well they might not.
TUCKER: Well I tell you what Glenn, why don't I turn on the TV and... oh look.
GLENN: Oh.
TUCKER: Oh yes. Glenn. Welcome to the fucking 'Oh' club. Current members: You two and fucking Skeletors minions.
This morning i heard the neighbour's car pull away, then two minutes later he was scratching at the door.
Opened it, and he just walked past me. Hopped up on the footstool and started snoring.
Not even subtle. 😄
On the plus side, just took some rubbish out and noticed that their dog was enjoying the rare opportunity to sleep in the sunbeam in their front window.
Normally he loses that fight with the cat, I've noticed.
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