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@delaneykingrox

23 Oct

Queer fanfic bingo:

□ Immediately, missing the warmth.

□ Closed the distance between them.

□ Only one bed?

□ But I hate them. Don't I?

□ ____'s breathing evened out.

□ woke with a warm, heavy sensation.

□ we shouldn't.

□ you all placed bets?!

Also

□'loose' when you meant 'lose'

Also

□ hahaha I am terrible at writing summaries.

□ this one is for (something like FukFingers86) for her (pun) challenge.

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Delaney King 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👻💕

@delaneykingrox

23 Oct

If Covid 19 has shown us anything, it is how absolutely fucking mindblowingly dumb some people are. Like, I was gonna give humanity the benefit of the doubt, but holy fuck there are some absolute spanners in our cogs.

Right now there are protesters fighting police in Melbourne.

Over lockdowns.

Two days before they are set to ease.

I will never, ever make the mistake again of assuming a person has enough intelligence not to require a "Caution: contents may be hot" label on a cup of coffee.

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Delaney King 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👻💕

@delaneykingrox

23 Oct

Me watching students taking months to develop absolutely amazing portfolio character pieces, knowing that my folio is just stuff that took times clients are willing to pay for.

"Wow, this kid is really good"

"Yeah, you should see what I can manage when you actually give me six weeks to do something."

That's cool kid, but what can you do in three days with a producer breathing down your neck on substandard machines and a ten year old license of Maya because your department is under funded?

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Delaney King 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👻💕

@delaneykingrox

22 Oct

If you project ahead AI based effects such as Deepfake, you will at some stage be able to have your computer recast films, not just face but voice and mannerisms.

I, for one, will be watching Jeff Goldblum as everyone in The Sound Of Music.

Starwars: A New Hope with the cast of Carry On.

Splash: starring Chris Hemsworth as the mermaid.

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Delaney King 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👻💕

@delaneykingrox

21 Oct

Hey Skydaddy, I noticed you created me... what's the deal with that?

-I want you to worship me.

-you got some spinny eyeball angels around your throne doing that. Why me?

-I want you to do it of your own free will.

-Seems fair.

-or I will burn you for all eternity.

-...

-okay but if I worship you not of my free will I don't get punished, right?

-oh no, I will know.

-...

-I know everything.

-but free will requires...

-see? I knew you were going to say that.

-...freedom of...

-I like face lice. Don't you? I think everyone should have them.

-So I have to worship you nd want to worship you, right?

-yes. Oh and be good.

-just to clarify, by being good you mean...

-following my rules.

-which are?

-hahaha You're gonna love this bit. I put them into a book.

-oh handy.

-but they like, totally conflict and stuff.

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